| Hjerraphtez Memo 12/31/00 Hello fellow hjerrapjtez! I am actually writing another memo. I actually have the time and this is very amazing. School seems to take up most of my time. I guess there is a lot to catch up on since my last memo. First of all, one of greatest members has left us. Well not really left us, she just moved to Tennessee. We all miss her very much. We have also added a new member, Bridget, she doesn't have a title yet, my creative juices are not flowing. My brain is fried fron all the evil schoolwork,. An update on our archrival, Lisa Ling.. She is no longer on Channel One but she is on the View now. That show is very bad, made even worse by the fact that Lisa is now on the show.She got her haircut to look more hip but she sucks and her hair does too. By the way, we have a new enemy, Martha Stewart. You thought Lisa was bad , Martha is much, much worse. �Mother only visits once a year and that is a good thing.� Everyone who is anyone either was in the play or watched the greatest play ever, Snoopy. It was great! That is pretty old news but I thought that I should mention it. The big talk around the Hjerraphtez is where everyone is going to go to school next year. Jeff and Bridget have already decided and moved away. However, there are many of us who have not idea about their future. Brandy, the spawn of the eternal fires of hell, is going to Midway. She is going to be a lesbian. Good for her! She is also doing something with horses but the lesbian part is interesting. Brandy is now working at JC Penny�s. The men�s department. Fun. Zac has officially dropped out of Sullivan and is going to do�something else. Zac is now working at the donut shop. He brings home donuts all the time and that I love. I am going to live in a cardboard box somewhere when I go to college. I cannot afford housing. I work at the lovely Factory Card Outlet.I just love to blow up balloons and deal with evil customers. We do not know where Teresa is going. It is a mystery. By the way, she also works at JC Penny�s. I do not know where Melinda is going next year. Hopefully I can drag her to Western with me. Anyway, that is what is going on with everyone. Although, know one seems to know what has happened to Tom. The government probably kidnapped him and is using him for his brainpower. Tom is a genius. Not too much new news to talk about. Nothing is going on in our lives. However there is a big consensus that school sucks. Although, Jeff�s school does have yoga. But the dorm room people suck. Note the night Teresa and I spent the night in Teresa�s car. That was not fun. Our road trip to Western turned out to be an interesting one. Sleeping in cars, going to Taco Bell, getting lost on campus trying to find ballet and who could forget the focal point. I could not forget it if I wanted to�scary. Our new thing to do is to go see the Rocky Horror Picture Show the last Saturday of every month. It is very much fun. Dressing up and scaring people. Although, not too many of us can go being that we find it hard to stay awake past ten o�clock. Another reason school sucks. Rocky is very fun and something everyone should experience. You will never be the same once you have seen the people there or worse the people who choose not to wear clothes. I do not like to remember the first night I went�I do not wish to discuss it but you all know what I mean. Anyway, I am going to go know. My typing skills are just getting worse the more I type so I better stop now while I am ahead. |