JOKES
TWO PEANUTS WERE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD...ONE WAS A SALTED. (ASSULTED)
TWO MEN WALK INTO A BAR THE THIRD ONE DUCKS.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS...

   IN THE LAKE?                            BOB

   HANGING ON YOUR WALL?    ART

   ON YOUR FRONT PORCH?       MATT

WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WITH ONLY ONE LEG? ILEAN

WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN A FRYING PAN?     PATTIE

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS?
NOTHING HE WON'T COME ANYWAY

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG WITH NO HIND LEGS AND METAL BALLS?
SPARKY

WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT SAME DOG 10 YEARS LATER?
RUSTY
WHY ARE ALL OF HELEN KELLER'S KIDS BLIND?
SHE TRIED TO FEED THEM WITH A FORK!
HOW DO YOU PISS HELEN KELLER OFF?
1) REARRANGE HER FURNITURE
2) PUT DOOR KNOBS ON THE WALL
WHY CAN'T HELEN KELLER GO SKY DIVING?
IT SCARS THE HELL OUT OF HER DOG

WHY CAN'T GEORGE WASHINGTON GO SKYDIVING?
HE'S DEAD!!!!!
WHAT DID HELEN KELLER SAY WHEN SHE FELL OFF THE ICEBURG?

NOTHING, SHE WAS WEARING MITTENS.
WHY DOES HELEN KELLER PLAY THE PIANIO WITH ONLY ONE HAND?

SHE SINGS WITH THE OTHER.
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