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| Our man on the street (we use the term "man" loosely) |
| The latest addition to the gang, "Jonka" our man on the street After being hounded, begged, insulted and eventually threatened by the man, we have finally thrown all caution to the wind and stretched Mums purse strings to the max by taking on board a new Lee & dave gang member. Here are a few Jonka facts to help acquaint yourselves with our new eyes and ears of what's new in the hood (that's the street to the un-cool) |
| New job title: Jonka, Roving reporter. Previous job title: Jonka, school bully and welder. Age: Undisclosed. Sex: Negotiable. Ambitions: To find out what it feels like to wake without a hang over and to own my own shoes. Daily ride: Normally the first bike I see that isn't chained down. |
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| Hello everybody! Jonka here, I've been working hard already, as you can see from the photo on the right. Over the bank holiday weekend Mum & dad took us all down to the sea side to make the most of the weather and stuff. Anyway, as soon as we got there, I spotted this beauty while I was trundling down the prom, prom, prom eating jellied crab and "ting". I managed to snap this shot of a GIRL riding a Chopper! that's right a GIRL! I couldn't believe my eyes! Now everyone knows that girls can't ride Choppers, as the lack of chaps tackle completely shifts the weight distribution out of whack! all credit to the fella on the sports grifter though (probably her brother) supervising the whole event, he wouldn't show his face as he was too ashamed... needless to say she soon fell off the custom machine, over the sea wall and landed on some deck chairs. |
| The two bikers on the left rolled around on the floor in hystericks, kicking their feet in the air and everything, I laughed so much I nearly choked on my crab! especially when one of them got sand in his helmet!!! Lee and Dave Rule... |
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