Q: So . . . what is it you do?
A: We're a film company which produces short films (generally parodies).

Q: What company? You're five teenagers with a camera.
A: (Cough)

Q: Why'd you pick "Hit By A Bus Productions" as the title for your alleged "company"?
A: We figured that we wanted to create such an emotional impact with our films that viewers would feel they'd been struck by a moving vehicle.

Q: What's the real reason?
A: We were driving down the street and we saw a bus. What can I say—we have a morbid sense of humour. Especially Andrew.

Q: I noticed that Kevin wrote, directed, produced, co-starred, and did the editing and sound design for Misplaced—why is he doing all these different things?
A: Well, to be honest, he's by far the most talented person in the company.

Q: Oh, get off your high horse, Kevin—I didn't even ask that question.
A: Yeah, well I can't answer questions if you don't ask them. Punk.

Q: Didn't you steal this "funny" FAQ format from the Rooster Teeth site?
A: (Cough)

Q: Well, you're finally starting your next web series.
A: Uh-huh! It's a parody of Metal Gear Solid.

Q: What's that?
A: It's a series of video games (conceived by Hideo Kojima) based around a character named Solid Snake, who stops terrorist plots while favouring stealth over brute force. Most games revolve around the world being threatened by a "Metal Gear" (a mobile nuclear missile launcher).

Q: So what are you calling your series?
A: Metal Gear Solid: Guns of the Liberty Eaters.

Q: What are you guys smoking?
A: Why, nothing. The title is a combination of words from the titles of the games.

Q: Mmkay. What's going on with The Chain Letter?
A: It's a selection of the 5th Annual University of Winnipeg Student Film Festival, and is set to play on April 26th at 7:00 p.m. at Eckhardt-Gramatté Hall in the University of Winnipeg.

Q: Whoa . . . so people are actually going to come and watch one of your movies?
A: Yep. What, you thought they wouldn't?

Q: . . .