Q: So . . . what is it you do?
A: We're a film company which produces short films (generally parodies).

Q: What company? You're five teenagers with a camera.
A: (Cough)

Q: Why'd you pick "Hit By A Bus Productions" as the title for your alleged "company"?
A: We figured that we wanted to create such an emotional impact with our films that viewers would feel they'd been struck by a moving vehicle.

Q: What's the real reason?
A: We were driving down the street and we saw a bus. What can I say—we have a morbid sense of humour. Especially Andrew.

Q: I noticed that Kevin wrote, directed, produced, co-starred, and did the editing and sound design for Misplaced—why is he doing all these different things?
A: Well, to be honest, he's by far the most talented person in the company.

Q: Oh, get off your high horse, Kevin—I didn't even ask that question.
A: Yeah, well I can't answer questions if you don't ask them. Punk.

Q: So, you've finished Misplaced, have you?
A: Yes! It's eighteen and a half minutes of pure undiluted GENIUS!

Q: Okay, sure. So, how's the script going for the new movie?
A: Ummmmm . . .

Q: I thought so.
A: That wasn't a question!

Q: One more thing: didn't you steal this "funny" FAQ format from the Rooster Teeth site?
A: (Cough)