Sophomore Year Joke List
Page Five
217. How to Keep it Real Wooj style:
1. Watch Dr. Phil every day.
2. Shower every day.
3. Regularly sniff others to make sure they've showered every day.
4.  Hug your goldfish every day.
5. Take a nap...well, every day.
218. Sarah getting frisked
219. Throwing the quarter on the wrong side of the car, Brian?
220. Freezing at the photo shoot
221. Krispy Kreme in Philly? Praise Jesus!
222. Christmas Hymn of the Day
223. Zach�s Cheerleading
224. Riding the escalators
225. Is Josh pregnant or Santa?
226. Are we serving a purpose here?
227. Is it over? Did it ever start?
228. Does she have an off button?
228a. Caroling in Denny�s
229. Bradley, get in here!
230. He�s not exactly �black friendly�
231. Ruckusing
232. Taking an extension to go to Walmart just to take an extension
233. Ebonics dictionary
234. 1,2,3 Go!
235. Brian Marshall bobble head dolls
236. Three person rooms??
237. Josh: Hey, Zach, that�s the girls� part. You�re not a girl.
Zach: Oh.
238. Trying to grab Zach�s butt and then realizing there�s nothing to grab�
239. Buz, are you off book yet??
240. Asbury�s Men Quilting Society
241. Rub Your Monkey Day
242. This is why I could never sit next to you in Chapel! � Beca to Kristen
243. What hospital is she in?
244. Steve: What am I praying for?
Kristen: Just pray for world peace!
245. How did you loose two college students?
246. Chunky Monkey Ice Cream
247. Office Supplies
248. Zamboni Machines
249. Mel: Mel is in a cuddly mood and open for business!
250. If I let you near David Crowder, you can�t try to sell him Cutco! � Kristen to Josh
251. No spooning at Caf�.
252. They need to breathe!
253. Put some excitement between your legs! Ride a horse!
254. Emily�s �sit-spin�
255. Beca skating
256. So how long did it take? � Christel
6 hours. � Kristen
257. So, Josh, would you like to go to the Matt Wertz concert? Oh, yeah, you have practice.
258. Beca, what's on your mind?
259. Shh, Susan, shh�
260. My butt is closed now. It will re-open at 8am tomorrow.
SOPHOMORE MUSICAL - ANNIE GET YOUR GUN
261. Emery, the little leprechun with sensitive shins
262. Can we un-gun fantasy? My face hurts.
263. Buz taking Emery down.
264. Did you know we were going ice skating this weekend?
265. "Can I have a funky beat?"
266. Buffalo Beca; Buffalo Bethany; Buffalo Buz
267. That's my one night stand!
268. Emery's fired
269. What's the lyrics again? "No business like" what?
270. It feels like magic, but it's just dancing! - Emery Buterbaugh
271. Chapel partner!
272. Let us congregate by the refreshment stand...
273. Josh Moon: Can you guys project? We can't hear you out here...
274. ...in Ohio; the Buckeye State!
275. We couldn�t afford enough material for that�
276. Chief Shitting Bull
277. Cover the stool
278. It�s there for the grabbing
279. Didn�t� we do this verse already?
280. Deja�no�wait�
281. It�s officially after midnight.
282. Spontaneous love song on 3!
283. �Papa Bull enjoy Kentucky Fire Water�
284. Mr and Mrs�Jefferson Smith Edwards Rader�
285. The Indians are getting feisty
286. Private dressing room
287. Mousey, Sylvia and General Grant!
288. �They say that falling in love��
289. Where�s the ring?
a. Emery Grier Buder-Baugh
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