| Sophomore Year Joke List Page Five |
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| 217. How to Keep it Real Wooj style: 1. Watch Dr. Phil every day. 2. Shower every day. 3. Regularly sniff others to make sure they've showered every day. 4. Hug your goldfish every day. 5. Take a nap...well, every day. 218. Sarah getting frisked 219. Throwing the quarter on the wrong side of the car, Brian? 220. Freezing at the photo shoot 221. Krispy Kreme in Philly? Praise Jesus! 222. Christmas Hymn of the Day 223. Zach�s Cheerleading 224. Riding the escalators 225. Is Josh pregnant or Santa? 226. Are we serving a purpose here? 227. Is it over? Did it ever start? 228. Does she have an off button? 228a. Caroling in Denny�s 229. Bradley, get in here! 230. He�s not exactly �black friendly� 231. Ruckusing 232. Taking an extension to go to Walmart just to take an extension 233. Ebonics dictionary 234. 1,2,3 Go! 235. Brian Marshall bobble head dolls 236. Three person rooms?? 237. Josh: Hey, Zach, that�s the girls� part. You�re not a girl. Zach: Oh. 238. Trying to grab Zach�s butt and then realizing there�s nothing to grab� 239. Buz, are you off book yet?? 240. Asbury�s Men Quilting Society 241. Rub Your Monkey Day 242. This is why I could never sit next to you in Chapel! � Beca to Kristen 243. What hospital is she in? 244. Steve: What am I praying for? Kristen: Just pray for world peace! 245. How did you loose two college students? 246. Chunky Monkey Ice Cream 247. Office Supplies 248. Zamboni Machines 249. Mel: Mel is in a cuddly mood and open for business! 250. If I let you near David Crowder, you can�t try to sell him Cutco! � Kristen to Josh 251. No spooning at Caf�. 252. They need to breathe! 253. Put some excitement between your legs! Ride a horse! 254. Emily�s �sit-spin� 255. Beca skating 256. So how long did it take? � Christel 6 hours. � Kristen 257. So, Josh, would you like to go to the Matt Wertz concert? Oh, yeah, you have practice. 258. Beca, what's on your mind? 259. Shh, Susan, shh� 260. My butt is closed now. It will re-open at 8am tomorrow. SOPHOMORE MUSICAL - ANNIE GET YOUR GUN 261. Emery, the little leprechun with sensitive shins 262. Can we un-gun fantasy? My face hurts. 263. Buz taking Emery down. 264. Did you know we were going ice skating this weekend? 265. "Can I have a funky beat?" 266. Buffalo Beca; Buffalo Bethany; Buffalo Buz 267. That's my one night stand! 268. Emery's fired 269. What's the lyrics again? "No business like" what? 270. It feels like magic, but it's just dancing! - Emery Buterbaugh 271. Chapel partner! 272. Let us congregate by the refreshment stand... 273. Josh Moon: Can you guys project? We can't hear you out here... 274. ...in Ohio; the Buckeye State! 275. We couldn�t afford enough material for that� 276. Chief Shitting Bull 277. Cover the stool 278. It�s there for the grabbing 279. Didn�t� we do this verse already? 280. Deja�no�wait� 281. It�s officially after midnight. 282. Spontaneous love song on 3! 283. �Papa Bull enjoy Kentucky Fire Water� 284. Mr and Mrs�Jefferson Smith Edwards Rader� 285. The Indians are getting feisty 286. Private dressing room 287. Mousey, Sylvia and General Grant! 288. �They say that falling in love�� 289. Where�s the ring? a. Emery Grier Buder-Baugh END SOPHOMORE MUSICAL |
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