| Junior Year Joke Page | ||||||
| 1. Me: Read your God chaser book Mel: I don�t want to chase God right now 2. Is he blind? 3. I�m lactating now � thanks 4. It makes me wanna cry! 5. I wanna jump your big one 6. Soaring in Michigan 7. Beca the pilot 8. P. Rade said what in chapel? �Dis�? What is this world coming to? 9. Stasi bleaching the air-conditioner 10. wwingnut268: why aren't you asleep? dixieprincess34: because my bed is so high up 11. Have you ever thought of yourself as a whore? � Dr. Farmer, Fall Revival 12. The sightline is�unfortunate. � Dr. Hodges (referring to the upper platform in Hughes and inappropriate skirt length.) 13. P. Rade drinking Ale-8 in chapel 14. You might want to bring your own spaghetti sauce because we might not have enough. - Derek 15. Stealth Disco 16. I Bleed Blue. - Derek 17. He sang the WHORE SONG! - Beca and Me @ the Derek Show 18. Are you inferring something? 19. Whatever rubs your Buddha 20. Scrapbooking until 3 am 21. I have buff boobs. � Mel 22. Beca�s not mean, she�s pleasantly challenged � according to her boyfriend 23. I�m just creating awareness. � Mel 24. Pixar never lets me down. � Matt 25. And we�re breaking. � Wooj 26. The Mullet Song 27. Wait, I�m a band manager now? � Kristen 28. Body art � Lower East style 29. How come no one is home on a Sunday night?? 30. Stalker Patrol 31. Crying at TV � and it�s not even ER! 32. Leigh�s the birthday girl� just in case you were wondering�. 33. Hail yeah! 34. I have an affinity for sailors� 35. Oh, like that wasn�t predictable. � Me, referring to a few of the new love couples 36. Adventure Race 37. Something is making fun colors. � Abby 38. Scream painting singer in Lex Chamber Chorale 39. Cold Stone runs! 40. I have to study during commercials! � Beca 41. You freaking freak of freakin� nature! � Beca and Mel 42. Your mom�s so old that she sat next to Jesus in the third grade! 43. I�m out like a mute boy in bingo � Molly 44. For the next six months � everything is Kristen�s fault. 45. I�m just preparing for my blind husband, Marcus � Kristen 46. You killed my apple! � Mel 47. We�re loud people. � Wooj 48. Wooj, this can�t be that difficult. � Kristen (referring to Wooj�s radio production project) 49. The Power of Mel 50. Move, come on, move over� yay! � Mel driving home from Fall Break 51. Your mom�s monkey�s�. 52. Save a cowboy, ride a horse 53. I want a big one! � Beca 54. Kidney Auction 55. Mullet man 56. Breast support issues 57. Gretchen breaking it down on the dance floor 58. Dan, Dan the waiter man 59. Mounted Games 60. Mel is the grand champion! 61. Beca discovered Meijer 62. My window friend, O�Ryan � Mel on the plane home from Philadelphia 63. It�s all about Mel 64. Thanksgiving with the Rosenbergers! 65. Mel and Kristen�s Movie weekend 66. �I�m Buddy the Elf � what�s your favorite color?� 67. Brian duct taping his ears 68. �I need you to know I might just pee my pants.� � Katie 69. Chineese with Rachel and Abby 70. Making Auntie Anne�s Pretzels � and failing |
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