Junior Year Joke Page
1.  Me: Read your God chaser book
     Mel: I don�t want to chase God right now
2. Is he blind?
3. I�m lactating now � thanks
4. It makes me wanna cry!
5. I wanna jump your big one
6. Soaring in Michigan
7. Beca the pilot
8. P. Rade said what in chapel? �Dis�? What is this world coming to?
9. Stasi bleaching the air-conditioner
10. wwingnut268: why aren't you asleep?
     dixieprincess34:  because my bed is so high up
11. Have you ever thought of yourself as a whore? � Dr. Farmer, Fall Revival
12. The sightline is�unfortunate. � Dr. Hodges
(referring to the upper platform in Hughes and inappropriate skirt length.)
13. P. Rade drinking Ale-8 in chapel
14. You might want to bring your own spaghetti sauce because we might not have enough. - Derek
15. Stealth Disco
16.  I Bleed Blue. - Derek
17. He sang the WHORE SONG! - Beca and Me @ the Derek Show
18. Are you inferring something?
19. Whatever rubs your Buddha
20. Scrapbooking until 3 am
21. I have buff boobs. � Mel
22. Beca�s not mean, she�s pleasantly challenged � according to her boyfriend
23. I�m just creating awareness. � Mel
24. Pixar never lets me down. � Matt
25. And we�re breaking. � Wooj
26. The Mullet Song
27. Wait, I�m a band manager now? � Kristen
28. Body art � Lower East style
29. How come no one is home on a Sunday night??
30. Stalker Patrol
31. Crying at TV � and it�s not even ER!
32. Leigh�s the birthday girl� just in case you were wondering�.
33. Hail yeah!
34. I have an affinity for sailors�
35. Oh, like that wasn�t predictable. � Me, referring to a few of the new love couples
36. Adventure Race
37. Something is making fun colors. � Abby
38. Scream painting singer in Lex Chamber Chorale
39. Cold Stone runs!
40.  I have to study during commercials! � Beca
41. You freaking freak of freakin� nature! � Beca and Mel
42. Your mom�s so old that she sat next to Jesus in the third grade!
43. I�m out like a mute boy in bingo � Molly
44. For the next six months � everything is Kristen�s fault.
45. I�m just preparing for my blind husband, Marcus � Kristen
46. You killed my apple! � Mel
47. We�re loud people. � Wooj
48. Wooj, this can�t be that difficult. � Kristen (referring to Wooj�s radio production project)
49. The Power of Mel
50. Move, come on, move over� yay! � Mel driving home from Fall Break
51. Your mom�s monkey�s�.
52. Save a cowboy, ride a horse
53. I want a big one! � Beca
54. Kidney Auction
55. Mullet man
56. Breast support issues
57. Gretchen breaking it down on the dance floor
58. Dan, Dan the waiter man
59. Mounted Games
60. Mel is the grand champion!
61. Beca discovered Meijer
62. My window friend, O�Ryan � Mel on the plane home from Philadelphia
63. It�s all about Mel
64. Thanksgiving with the Rosenbergers!
65. Mel and Kristen�s Movie weekend
66. �I�m Buddy the Elf � what�s your favorite color?�
67. Brian duct taping his ears
68. �I need you to know I might just pee my pants.� � Katie
69. Chineese with Rachel and Abby
70. Making Auntie Anne�s Pretzels � and failing
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