"I rerember the time Argos tried to put a flower down his cock to make it look pretty"
"Eddie always used to say he wanted to be as cool as me"
"Eddie used to be called Magic Love and dress as some kind of goth, he used to tell the story of when he told suede his name"
"Eddie used to sleep on a bed which was made up of damp rags and foam"
"I remeber when Eddie wouldn't go to places because he thought that they might spray heroin from the walls"
"If truth be known I'm a massive WELSH ELEPHANT FAN"
"Eddie once got stuck in a sack during an Art Goblins gig, the idea was that he would jump out and then we would play the chorus, we ended up stopping the song to help him get out!"