Things

1. Sakura: Li-kun? What are you doing?
Shaoran(turns around with a gun in his hand: Omae o korosu....
Sakura: HOE?!
2.Shaoran: Um...Daidouji?
Tomoyo: Yes, Li-kun?
Shaoran: Can I ask you a favor?
Tomoyo: What is it?
Shaoran: ...can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make me battle customs like Sakura?! This Chinese robe is getting so...old
3. Shaoran: I must not run away, I must not run away, I must not run away...
4. Yukito: I'm fasting! !
5. Sakura: I am shinigami, risen back from hell! I shall destroy you all! Hwahahahaha!!
6. Touya: ...hoe?
7. Yue: I love rabbits! Usagi-san, usagi-san, rarararara....
8. Spinel Sun: I NEED SWEETS! Eriol, get me some sweets! Sweeter the better~!
9. Nakuru: Ew, you want me to wear this PINK dress?! That is so UNMANLY!
10. Touya: Sakura-chan, have a great day at school today! I love ya, little sis~!
11. Meiling: I'm so weak... I have no right to be a magician.... Shaoran, just hand over all of your cards to Kinomoto....
12. Touya: Yukito... you monster!
13. Shaoran: Hey, Eriol! How are you doing this morning, buddy?!
14. Sakura: Be the chain of punishment! Hiro Card!
Shaoran: No! Yo, Sakura! <huge explosion>
Shaoran: ...that's a self-destructing card...
15. Shaoran's mother: No, I don't know who Wufei is. And who's Tenchi?
16. Meiilng: My nickname is NOT nataku! I'm MeiLING, not MeiRAN!!
17. Fujitaka: Sakura, will you shuddup already and eat your food?!
18. Sakura: Who says hi to you dead mother's picture? That's just corny!
19. Yue: We...shouldn't fight each other!
20. Tomoyo: Video-taping and making customs... that's like such a waste of time! I'm gonna go and read a book or something!
21. Cerberus: Sakura... you call me Kero-chan once more and I'm kickin' your behind. And I HATE sweets! Can't you bring me a nice plate of broccoli or carrots?!
22. Sakura: ...what's "hoe"? Does that mean something?
23. Sakura: I'm so GREAT! Just look at me, I"m cute, I'm smart, I'm magically powerful, I just RULE!!! PWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
24. Touya: Genkigangar! YAYYY!!!
25. Shaoran: I need a reversed blade sword...this one is too dangerous for a kid like me....
26. Sakura: The bird beak of Clow Key is so dangerous! I can't wave this around! Someone can get hurt!
27. Shaoran: Yup, Hiro Yui is my older brother.
28. Shaoran: You know? Beneath this Chinese ceremonial robe, I have a spandex on!
29. Sakura: Why is the dubbed version called "Cardcaptors"?! Saw anyone else besides me catching those damn cards?! I don't get the credit I deserve!
30. Shaoran: Huh? Yeah, Sakura WAS the major character.... I don't know why I somehow became the major character of Cardcaptors... and no, I don't know what happened to everyone's voice..
31. Sakura: PINK? Ewwww!!!
32. Yukito: I WILL DESTROY ALL THE ENEMY MOBILESUITS!!! *evil laughter*
33. Sakura: Shaoran...
Shaoran: Sakura.....
Sakura: Shaoran...
Shaoran: Sakura...
Touya: KEEP AWAY FROM MY SISTER! *grabs Sakura and drags her away*
34. Sakura: Go, pokeball! <Poof!>
Sakura: Shaoran, fire attack!
Shaoran: Kashin Syorai! ....Sakura, I think we have the wrong script.
35. Sakura: Tomoyo! Why are you hanging all over me?! Get away from me!!!
36. Tomoyo: Roger that mission.
37. Touya: I feel so HAPPY! I wanna run a sky marathon and dream in unsion with you! Hey catch you catch you catch me catch me...never mind.
38. Sakura(walking away): Being a cardcaptor is too much for you, Li.
Shaoran: But I"m gonna try my best! I'll capture all the cards no matter what, Kinomoto-san!
39. Kero(silently powers up his Gundam): ....can't reach the control pannel....
40. Sakura: Just Love! (Shaoran: ...huh?)
41. Sakura: O key that hides the power of stars within..show your true powers to this one! According to the contract Sakura commands! Release! Return to your true form, Eriol!
<A bright mahoujin appears, Eriol is surrounded by black cape and then...>
Sakura: Clow-san?! What in the world are you doing here?!
Clow: I may make things a bit "difficult" for you from now on...
Sakura: Wait a second, you're Eriol! What's wrong with you Eriol you creep!
42. Sakura notcies Hiro fixing his Wing Zero. She stares at him, thinking that the guy looks familiar...
Sakura: I knwe it! Li-kun, what are you doing here with that thing?
Hiro: Omae o..never mind, wrong person. I'm not....
Sakura: Poor Li-kun! It's the Big Card isn't it! I'll help you!
Hiro: What do you mean by big...
<Sakura wacks him on the head with the key staff, yelling "Return to your true form, Clow Card!" Hiro faints out.... -_-;;>
43. Kero: ....
Sakura: Hoe? What's wrong, Kero-chan?
Kero: ....
Sakura: Kero-chan?
<Staff runs in with Ayanami Rei hysterically screaming "konyanyachiwaaa!">
The Guy: Sorry, wrong script! Someone please shut her up! She went crazy when she saw she actually had a line that's more than two sentences long, combine that with a script in Osaka accent and...!
44. Sakura: Kero!
Eriol: Suppi!
Both: DNA digivolve to! Mega-War-Kero-Suppi-Chan!
Taichi: ...?
Koromon: ....let's not even ask...
45. The butchered version of <Vision of Escaflowne> comes out... *shivers*
Sakura: ...and I thought they messed up Catch You Catch Me pretty bad....
Shaoran: Don't you think it's about time we combine our stickers and cards and do something about those dubbing people?
Sakura: Yeah, not to mention they totally messed up our voices... Kero-chan's true form sounds like how Mufasa would sound with a cold!
Van cries out from "section of thrown away shows of Fox Kids": Help~~~
46. Hiro: The key that contains the power of stars within! Show your true self in front of this one. In accordance to the contract, Hiro, thy master, commands! Release! Flower!
Duo: The new pose we practiced yesterday, Hiro-chan!
Hiro: Hoe...Du, Duo-chan....
Duo: I need to video tape you! Because you are so very very cute!
47. Sakura jumps on top of Shaoran...with a thick Chinese accent: Nihao Xiaolang! Wo ai ni!(Hi Shaoran! I love you!)
Shaoran: ...I came from Hong Kong, Sakura. I speak Cantonese....
48. Shaoran: Blast you Meiling! Get away from me!
49. Meiling: Both Xiaolang and Kinomoto are MINE! Muahahahahaha!!!
50. Tomoyo: I had to stuyd for today's math exam, so I didn't have time to make your custom. You'll just have to put these jeans and t-shirt on, Sakura-chan.
51. Tomoyo: ...Sakura? Who's that....
52. Touya*shakes the pole that supports the house and when the pole starts to fall apart, laughs and screams out*: The house is falling down!
Sakura: Falling down!
Touya: Look, an acorn!
Sakura: Acorn!
Fujitaka: There may be a chipmunk...or a rat!
Touya: Touya wants a chipmunk!
Sakura: Chipmunk!
53. Shaoran looks up from his physics book as Sakura enters the classroom: Hi, Kinomoto-san!
Sakura: Hi, Li-kun! (What a horrible luck! Why do I have to bump into HIM?!)
Shaoran: I"m so impressed, you're so good at studying and extra-curricular activities and magic, too!
Sakura: But Li-kun is great too! (No you're NOT!) *They smile at each other....*
Sakura turns around...her face instantly turns evil as she plots to study her head off and beat Shaoran to take the first place in school exams and leave him in misery and darkness....forever!!!
54. Shaoran: Tsk tsk tsk. Being a cardcaptor is too much for you, Kinomoto. And with such a flat chest...
Sakrau: WHAT DID YA JUST SAY YOU JERK?! DRAGON SLAVE!!!
55. Male: Prepare for trouble...
Female: Make it double!
Male: To..protect the world..from destruction of Clow Cards....
Female: To denounce the evils of breaking the seal of the Clow Cards!
Male: Um..er...Yue.....
Female: Ruby Moon! But you can just call me Na-ku-ru~!
Together(Yue's slowly turning blue...): Guardian of Clow Cards, judging the worthy one. Fight now or bring forth the destruction!
Kero: THAT"SSS RIGHT~!!!
Suppi: Hey, that was MY line!
Kero: NANI~?!
Suppi: Suppi's line!!!
*They turn to their true form and starts fighting, blasting Yue and Ruby Moon away in the process....*
56. Shaoran: ....oi, Mei.
Meiling: Yeah?
Shaoran: Do you really speak Chinese?
Meiling: ...why?
Shaoran: Because even when we're in our house, you never speak in Chinese... it's more natural for us, isn't it? And last time you said "nihao" with a thick Japanse accent.... we speak Cantonese, so it's supposed to be "neho", you know...
Meiling: But you don't speak English either... last time you said "shoto no kado" instead of "Shot Card'....
Duo: Aw, don't worry! I'm an AMERICAN and I pronounce "roger" as "ryokaii"! Kitto OK dayo! ^_~
57. Rika: ...I think he's too old for me....
58. Yue: ...DONUT-SAN! Bonjour~!!!
59. Sakura: Jeanne d'Arc, lend me your power.... Bonjour! I came to steal the fake beauty again tonight!
Tomoyo: Ara, there you are! I'll definately capture you tonight no matter what and video tape you!!!
Shaoran: ....Tomoyo, wrong line.... Oh yeah, here's my line... as the sea destined, Kaitou Sinbad! I'm here to take the fake beauty too!
Tomoyo: I'm going to video tape YOU, too! Ohohohoho!!!
Sakura: ...er, adieu? *sweats*
60. Shaoran: Nice to meet you! Do you attend here?
Sakura: Uh, yeah..
Shaoran: Can you show me around later?
Sakura: Uh, yeah....
Shaoran: And do you want to go out with me?
Sakura: Uh, yeah.... WHAT?!!!
61. Sakura: *looks up at a hanged doll on the ceiling* *remembers how Tomoyo always treats her like a doll she can just dress up and play with* ...I'm not a doll... (Whoa! Thank you, Sara-sama!)
62. Suppi: *sprinkles some pepper into his food* *tastes it* ...wai! OISHII!!! *starts going around sprinkling pepper on every food, to Kero's dismay....*
63. Eriol: You'll really do anything for me?
Sakura: Une! As long as I can do it for you!
Eriol: ...than kill me.
Sakura: ...hoe?

Cardcaptor Sakura, Gundam Wing, Neo Genesis Evangelion, Slayers, Trigun, Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, Tonari no Totoro, Vision of Escaflowne, Pokemon, Digimon, Kodomo no Omacha, and Kareshi Kanojyo no Jijyo do not belong to me. They belong to CLAMP, Kodansa, Sunrise, Gainax, Toei Animation, Studio Ghibli(Miyazaki Hiyao), and other various companies and genius manga/anime artists and creators.
Thank you for your ideas, Sara, Shinigami, Duo Maxwell and KMY. Thank you for the help with Chinese and French, Julie-chan. And thanks for help with Japanese, Emma-chan.