Captain
A hero, a man amongst men. Adventurer and bon vivant. Cad. Bounder. Martini consultant. Good in a scrape. A shirker. Most likely to have allergic reaction.
Skipper
Genius. Wily. A fervent believer. Violent. Dangerous. Destroyer of worlds. Favourite of the animal kingdom.
Spanner
Buffoon. Ideas man. Professional. Most likely to use correct CB banter. Minimal ability to withstand spicy food. Most likely to use his special cloth after a curry. Most likely to misuse an all-you-can-eat buffet
Cabin Boy
Most likely to be wrong. Most likely to deny he is wrong. Most likely to not learn from his wrongness. An ideas man. Most likely to misread a map. Most likely to deny has misread a map. Most likely to comment on fuel prices.
