The Whiteboy and his 'fro

Note: I AM NOT JEWISH! RAWR!



Moral of the Story? You're a dumbass.





Give me a call on Skype, if you are hip to the jive.




Click it, I dare you. :~: That means you. :~: Equal Vision :~: The Hometown Jam :~:
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Disclaimer for those with whom I am not previously aquainted:

Before Looking or reading any more of this site, remember the fact that I have absolutely no intrest in your opinion, comments, "2 cents," etc. My life has nothing to do with you, I'd like to keep it that way. Sound good? No? Though shit. On a side note, I am a pretentious, arrogant, conceited asshole. Get over it. I'm about 500 times more interesting than you ever will be. Take in mind that's just an average, in actuallity, I'm probablly more like 700 to 900 times more interesting. Basically, my point is... You're boring. I don't want to listen to you bitch, especially about me. So, if you have something to say that you consider important, forget about it. If you have something to say that I will consider important, than feel free to spew your metaphorical guts. But chances are, I wont find it important, so don't expect much.



Music, presented in a most anal fashion:
a perfect circle, aden, a static lullaby, alexisonfire, the american analog set, american football, anatomy of a ghost, ...and you will know us by the trail of dead, appleseed cast, armor for sleep, at the drive-in, audio learning center, autopilot off, badly drawn boy, barcelona, bare naked ladies, beck, the blood brothers, bowling for soup, boysetsfire, built to spill, bush, the cars, chevelle, the clash, coheed and cambria, cold, coldplay, comeback kid, converge, counting crows, the cure, cursive, daft punk, dead poetic, death cab for cutie, the decemberists, the dillenger escape plan, the dismemberment plan, disturbed, dntel, the early november, eve 6, everclear, every time i die, the exies, fairweather, fall out boy, finger eleven, foo fighters, from autumn to ashes, fugazi, godspeed, you black emperor!, goo goo dolls, h.i.m, hot hot heat, hot rod circuit, hot water music, hum, incubus, jawbreaker, jets to brazil, jimmy eat world, joy division, the kinks, ladytron, le tigre, midtown, modest mouse, motion city soundtrack, the mr. t experience, my chemical romance, neutral milk hotel, nirvana, ok go, our lady peace, outkast, pavement, piebald, plain white t's, planes mistaken for stars, pretty girls make graves, ra, radiohead, rainer maria, reggie & the full effect, rhcp, rites of spring, rocking horse winner, rufio, sense field, senses fail, sevendust, shai hulud, silverchair, slick shoes, slow coming day, smashing pumpkins, sonic youth, sparta, staind, the streets, stone temple pilots, sugar, sugarcult, sunny day real estate, swearing at motorists, the flaming lips, the gufs, the jealous sound, the letdown, the liars academy, the mars volta, the pixies, the postal service, the promise ring, true love always, q and not u, the sex pistols, the vapors, tracy chapman, van morrison, venus fly lounge, weezer, wilco, zwan. Et cetera.


"help me alex!! im annoying!!!!!11"
This section is dedicated to those people that cause me to loose brain cells on a near daily basis, and also the cause for much of my stress and anger. Thank you guys. Keep up the good work.

Notice: If annoying please stop:
1) Thinking
2) Bitching
3) Talking
4) Getting in my way
5) Living

Ways to determine if you're annoying, if:

When asked the type of music you like, you answer "everything." When you really mean "Whatever I hear on the radio."
When talking to someone you frequently turn the conversation to yourself.
When around friends you find that your mouth rarely, if not never stops moving.
In case above, while your mouth is moving speach comes forth.
If after reading this webpage you have the urge to talk to me.
If after reading this page you have the desire to confront me with the intentions of causing me mental greif.




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