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| eavesdropping is interesting. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| admittedly, it's kind of rude, but sometimes one overhears true gems when sitting quietly near freaks and loud-talking egotists at places like spider house... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| that's what you get for eavesdropping! sneeringly said by some older guy after he thought he caught us listening to his conversation. we weren't. and we never found out what it is that one gets for eavesdropping- there were no consequences that we were aware of, except maybe that old men talk to you in an annoying way. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| i'll show you tha world! (accompanied by an all-encompassing hand gesture) her friend responded with if you ever do that again, i'm never speaking to you |
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| i think i'm much more of a lumberjack than i am a kangaroo. can't argue that one... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you can't lose with a big stick! it's true, and comes up in conversation now more than one might imagine. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| broke the damn chair. said with resignation and more than a little disgust while glaring at katie, the breaker of the damn chair. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| i think... i say... hello and goodbye... like a giiiirrrlll... (mournfully said by a boy) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| green bay, wisconsin- that's insanity, by the way! it truly is. crazy. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you know that belle and sebastian song about how the major and i don't see eye to eye? i used to think it was the midget and i don't see eye to eye, and i thought that was so mean.... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| that guy - the one at the table with all those girls - i wonder if he's dating all of them... probably not, sucka! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| i just hope i don't get persecuted for smiling. i could see that happening. said completely seriously. no trace of a smile. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| i mean, people like naked... people like granola...so just put them together! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| where are my pants? ... hahaha..... bastards! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| what did the doctor say? same as always - she's still pregnant. dadgummit! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| well, i just know that when i had money last week, did i not spend it on this bitch?! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| she had the sickest, whoriest outfit on and she and eddie had all this makeup. and i did a robot dance. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| he looks so good i could sop him up with a biscuit! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| this is a health code violation. we could be fined like $20. also, we could die. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| see, it's all these space-age fucking spidermans! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ah WANT me a dude! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ..so then my sophomore year i met leela, and thank god! this one's my favorite overheard quote. thanks, lazza | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| your books are procreating!... jesus... well, shit, man... good luck... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| i just shit in my pants... literally! yeah, i would have thought it would be 'shat' as well, but hey, when you're embedded, your duty is to tell it as it happens... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| what have you got in that box? broken squirrel. oooh. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| i need two dakis and some zip (lip?) ties! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| do it, flash, do it baby, yeah! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| and we did the nasty on the coffee table... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| i don't really want to make out... only if you do.... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| hi, i'm tim. actually, now i'm lisa... i'm moving to portland, because i'm a woman now. i'm pretty excited. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| my email address is queen elisabeth. sometimes i tell people i'm elisabeth tudor and that i was born in 1533. and they believe me because they are sooo stupid. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| you start out with 'the sky is blue' and all of a sudden you have bunnies having sex with cats in the corner. yeah, it sounds like kind of a leap to me, too. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| this is the best kitchen table i've found for under $50,000! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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