10 possible ways to reach me in decreasing probability

1. Send me an e-mail to [email protected]
2. Call my home or office phone. Most probably you will have to leave a message.
3. Fax to the School of Engineering and Physics, The University of the South Pacific. I will probably get it if it doesn't get lost.
4. Snail-mail to my home address.
5. Walk around the USP campus and knock on each room. Hopefully I am in one of them or somebody maybe able to tell you where I am.
6. Walk around the street in Suva, and we may encounter.
7. Prepare some NICE and FREE dinner and spread the news around. I will probably show up.
8. Spread some rumor about me ... My curiosity will force me to locate the source ... But beware of the consequences.
9. Call the police and file for missing person.
10. Hope really, really hard that I'll call you.

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