Auto response from finn1981: you know it's a good weekend when these are the top 5 people referenced:

5. Mr. Magoo
4. Sacajawea
3. the ragged maiden
2. kevin kline
1. bill pullman


himeyjimbo: rowan sucks
himeyjimbo: let's just go to your house and not tell him
finn1981: awww poor rowan
himeyjimbo: just kidding
himeyjimbo: i like rowan more than you

MarfaMadness: do you spill milk shakes everywhere and blame it on the fat sloppy kids who eat there?


Barkus38: if I had been drinking, I probably would've invited you to my house right now at least once in this conversation
Barkus38: but I haven't
Barkus38: well, I mean, you can come over if you want...

HimeyJimbo: andrea leverant i LOVE you
Auto response from rowabl124: happy birthday jimbotronic raphael!!!


Robbo379: this penis is gone, peace

Auto response from HimeyJimbo: Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
JBarri4866: nah, that ain't ghetto, yo..... try "aight" !

UrbaneVolv: if you and i went to prom with out alcohol we can certainly handle shbooms loaded

Allendiara: yay!!
Allendiara: boobies!

MOrOnicA02: and here i am the stupid chinese american chatting away to her other japanese friends

MOrOnicA02: im a lover not a hater foolio

EmpressJennieD: i wish i had a penis
EmpressJennieD: i think i would be smarter then


HIMEYJIMBO: you never told me you were going to china
HIMEYJIMBO: what are you goint to china for?
whitneyyy: didn't i?
whitneyyy: i'm going to eat all the chinese people.
whitneyyy: there's too many of em


HIMEYJIMBO: kelly this is jim.  Or perhaps phoenetically, "HHHHIM."  Anyway.  I would just like to clarify that I was joking about pretty much everything I said this morning.  I just speak very seriously so it's hard to tell sometimes!  SO don't be angry.   Because that would be just plain silly.  hahahahaha.  look over there!  (runs away)

TOBEYthePARROLET: not me, i like to be part of the conformed mindless mass


Auto response from catchmee22: jesus was just resurected and he told me i have to do work now.


Cyn0113: but there's hazardous and then there's "dear sweet baby jesus on a stick I'm never doing that again" hazardous

EmpressJennieD: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
EmpressJennieD: why dont i ever know what the hell is going on when i talk to you?
EmpressJennieD: i always thought that I had issues, but now i know im not alone, thank god

Crazybecka88: so, i noticed that u have provided me w/ various reasons why u cast me but the two that have stuck out in my mind were 1-because of the lesbian kiss and 2-'my rack'
Crazybecka88: so which one of the two did u in

freecain: asshole
HIMEYJIMBO: ok
freecain: I couldn't think of a response, so that just popped out
HIMEYJIMBO: haha your asshole popped out
freecain: I figured you'd say that

HIMEYJIMBO: ok... does this have to do w/my directing class?
EmpressJennieD: hahahahahaha
HIMEYJIMBO: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh good friends
EmpressJennieD: i was trying to type fast enough to catch up with the im but i didnt make it
EmpressJennieD: what in the hell is going on?! i am so confused!
HIMEYJIMBO: i don't KNOW!
HIMEYJIMBO: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
EmpressJennieD: oh my god, i think my head is gonna explode
HIMEYJIMBO: whaaaaaaat is going on


Empress Jennie D : my bird bit me and me finger is bleeding. ouch.
Empress Jennie D : DUDE, THAT LITTLE FUCKING BIRD IS EATING MY BIO BOOK!!!!


HImeYjimBO: shut yo mouth!
Baby A 333: wat? dun make me spank u tomrrow hehe

HIMEYJIMBO : los labios estan quemando!
Empress Jennie D : yeah..but it feels great. i dont know how i feel about the word labios
Empress Jennie D : makes me think about inappropirate things


HImeYjimBO: too much to do
HImeYjimBO: so little time
Liveforever67: lol
Liveforever67: I say sooo many girls to do soooo little time


Empress Jennie D: life is just one big twisted
fucked up thing
Empress Jennie D: and stupid
Empress Jennie D: and that you do so much shit
for nothing

HIMEYJIMBO:  You're still atta from the block
Aata1125:  more like aata from the pizza oven


LyssLyss583: did you take a nice shit or pee or hand job in the bathroom?

LyssLyss583: damnit all
LyssLyss583: I have to go to the gyno.

HIMEYJIMBO: what else is new with you
tvqueen88: nothing much
tvqueen88: i have a stalker.

HIMEYJIMBO: do you like the hershey picture?
Butterflie1735: no
HIMEYJIMBO: why?
Butterflie1735: because she's not a kangarat.


tvqueen88: look who you are talking to, im retarded

Schmemily8: ok i'll go.  but only cause I have cramps and need to move.
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