| Auto response from finn1981: you know it's a good weekend when these are the top 5 people referenced: 5. Mr. Magoo 4. Sacajawea 3. the ragged maiden 2. kevin kline 1. bill pullman himeyjimbo: rowan sucks himeyjimbo: let's just go to your house and not tell him finn1981: awww poor rowan himeyjimbo: just kidding himeyjimbo: i like rowan more than you MarfaMadness: do you spill milk shakes everywhere and blame it on the fat sloppy kids who eat there? Barkus38: if I had been drinking, I probably would've invited you to my house right now at least once in this conversation Barkus38: but I haven't Barkus38: well, I mean, you can come over if you want... HimeyJimbo: andrea leverant i LOVE you Auto response from rowabl124: happy birthday jimbotronic raphael!!! Robbo379: this penis is gone, peace Auto response from HimeyJimbo: Alright, alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright, alright Alright, alright, alright, alright JBarri4866: nah, that ain't ghetto, yo..... try "aight" ! UrbaneVolv: if you and i went to prom with out alcohol we can certainly handle shbooms loaded Allendiara: yay!! Allendiara: boobies! MOrOnicA02: and here i am the stupid chinese american chatting away to her other japanese friends MOrOnicA02: im a lover not a hater foolio EmpressJennieD: i wish i had a penis EmpressJennieD: i think i would be smarter then HIMEYJIMBO: you never told me you were going to china HIMEYJIMBO: what are you goint to china for? whitneyyy: didn't i? whitneyyy: i'm going to eat all the chinese people. whitneyyy: there's too many of em HIMEYJIMBO: kelly this is jim. Or perhaps phoenetically, "HHHHIM." Anyway. I would just like to clarify that I was joking about pretty much everything I said this morning. I just speak very seriously so it's hard to tell sometimes! SO don't be angry. Because that would be just plain silly. hahahahaha. look over there! (runs away) TOBEYthePARROLET: not me, i like to be part of the conformed mindless mass Auto response from catchmee22: jesus was just resurected and he told me i have to do work now. Cyn0113: but there's hazardous and then there's "dear sweet baby jesus on a stick I'm never doing that again" hazardous EmpressJennieD: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! EmpressJennieD: why dont i ever know what the hell is going on when i talk to you? EmpressJennieD: i always thought that I had issues, but now i know im not alone, thank god Crazybecka88: so, i noticed that u have provided me w/ various reasons why u cast me but the two that have stuck out in my mind were 1-because of the lesbian kiss and 2-'my rack' Crazybecka88: so which one of the two did u in freecain: asshole HIMEYJIMBO: ok freecain: I couldn't think of a response, so that just popped out HIMEYJIMBO: haha your asshole popped out freecain: I figured you'd say that HIMEYJIMBO: ok... does this have to do w/my directing class? EmpressJennieD: hahahahahaha HIMEYJIMBO: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh good friends EmpressJennieD: i was trying to type fast enough to catch up with the im but i didnt make it EmpressJennieD: what in the hell is going on?! i am so confused! HIMEYJIMBO: i don't KNOW! HIMEYJIMBO: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah EmpressJennieD: oh my god, i think my head is gonna explode HIMEYJIMBO: whaaaaaaat is going on Empress Jennie D : my bird bit me and me finger is bleeding. ouch. Empress Jennie D : DUDE, THAT LITTLE FUCKING BIRD IS EATING MY BIO BOOK!!!! HImeYjimBO: shut yo mouth! Baby A 333: wat? dun make me spank u tomrrow hehe HIMEYJIMBO : los labios estan quemando! Empress Jennie D : yeah..but it feels great. i dont know how i feel about the word labios Empress Jennie D : makes me think about inappropirate things HImeYjimBO: too much to do HImeYjimBO: so little time Liveforever67: lol Liveforever67: I say sooo many girls to do soooo little time Empress Jennie D: life is just one big twisted fucked up thing Empress Jennie D: and stupid Empress Jennie D: and that you do so much shit for nothing HIMEYJIMBO: You're still atta from the block Aata1125: more like aata from the pizza oven LyssLyss583: did you take a nice shit or pee or hand job in the bathroom? LyssLyss583: damnit all LyssLyss583: I have to go to the gyno. HIMEYJIMBO: what else is new with you tvqueen88: nothing much tvqueen88: i have a stalker. HIMEYJIMBO: do you like the hershey picture? Butterflie1735: no HIMEYJIMBO: why? Butterflie1735: because she's not a kangarat. tvqueen88: look who you are talking to, im retarded Schmemily8: ok i'll go. but only cause I have cramps and need to move. |
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