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JavaScript DESTINATION - P105
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<H1>Random Ecchi Adventures Quote:</H1>
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quotes = new Array(129);
authors = new Array(129);
quotes[0] = "'Woo-hoo!'";
authors[0] = "'Akio'";
quotes[1] = "'MY CAR!!! SOMEONE KEYED MY CAR!!!'";
authors[1] = "Akio";
quotes[2] = "'Akio-san... you look absolutely ravishing in pink!'";
authors[2] = "Reanna";
quotes[3] = "'You tried jumping onto the hood of the car and forgot the roof was up, didn’t you?'";
authors[3] = "Reanna";
quotes[4] = "'If you say ‘Ends of the World,’ I’ll scream.'";
authors[4] = "Reanna";
quotes[5] = "'We’ll be back at Ohtori before you know it, and don’t expect me to stop and ask for directions, either!'";
authors[5] = "Akio";
quotes[6] = "'I'm having a bad day.'";
authors[6] = "Akio";
quotes[7] = "'The restraining order says I’m not allowed to enter a McDonald’s restaurant ever again.'";
authors[7] = "Akio";
quotes[8] = "'I burned myself on a… on a… A pickle!'";
authors[8] = "Akio";
quotes[9] = "Akio was about to go for the bra when a little chibi-angel-Akio appeared above Akio’s right shoulder. It stood resplendent in white robes and wings and wore a glowing halo over his head. 'Akio!' the chibi-angel-Akio yelled. 'What the hell do you think you’re doing?' <br> Akio looked guiltily at the angel. 'You’re right!' <br> 'Whew,' I breathed in relief. <br> Akio removed his shirt. 'Better!' he said. <br> 'Much better!' it smiled, and disappeared.";
authors[9] = "EPISODE 2";
quotes[10] = "'EEEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! NONONONONONONOOOOOO!'";
authors[10] = "Reanna";
quotes[11] = "'Relish pants burn mambo igloo Jigglypuff!'";
authors[11] = "Akio";
quotes[12] = "'Akio, this seat just pinched my butt!'";
authors[12] = "Reanna";
quotes[13] = "Ah-HA! You’re trying to make me horny, aren’t you? Well it’s not gonna work! … … … tentacles… … yummy…!";
authors[13] = "Reanna";
quotes[14] = "'Well, I’m not giving up. We’re going somewhere else.' <br> 'Where?' <br> 'You’ll like it.' <br> I thought about that statement. 'If it’s the Shikima realm I’m going to be very disappointed.'";
authors[14] = "EPISODE 2";
quotes[15] = "I remembered the key in Akio's pocket. I was struck with an idea. After recovering from being struck by such a large and fast moving idea, I executed this plan by sticking my hand into Akio's pocket. <br> 'Oh, I'm so happy, my little rose petal!' He purred, and dug his hand into my own pocket and started moving it around. <br> 'Urk... YAAAAHHH!!! Somebody help me! RAPE!! HE'S TOUCHING MYYYAAAHH...' THUD! Never let your knees melt while you're standing on roller skates.";
authors[15] = "EPISODE 3";
quotes[16] = "'What are you up to? Wait... I didn't know you had a foot fetish! Let go of my leg!'";
authors[16] = "Reanna";
quotes[17] = "Akio: Let's go, Reanna, shake your bootie! <br> Reanna: I don't wanna shake my bootie!";
authors[17] = "EPISODE 3";
quotes[18] = "'Akio, don't tell me you're trying that stupid ankle thing again!'";
authors[18] = "Utena";
quotes[19] = "'He won't stop until he gets Reanna in bed! Or in the car... or some other place... and therefore, he must be stopped, and only a prince like me can stop him!'";
authors[19] = "Utena";
quotes[20] = "I shuffled further through the papers. 'What?... printouts of restraining orders? 'Ohtori Akio is hereby forbidden from entering any Hooters restaurant?'' <br> Akio shrugged. 'It was a long time ago...'";
authors[20] = "EPISODE 3";
quotes[21] = "'And... receipts? $3000 for a... a sex machine??!! You own one of those?!' <br> 'Eh? Th- that's not mine!' <br> 'You sicko...' I shuffled further through the papers. 'Let's see... repair bill for sex machine...' <br> 'I don't know how that got in there. Really.' <br> 'Owner's manual for sex machine and order form for accessories and attachments...' <br> 'Really! That's not my kind of thing!' Akio persisted. <br> 'What's this?' I looked at a thin book in my hands. ''Getting the Most Out of Your Sex Machine' by Akio Ohtori'";
authors[21] = "EPISODE 3";
quotes[22] = "I picked up a stack of papers and shuffled through them. 'Wait a minute... what's this? Parking tickets? Akio, these are all unpaid!' <br> 'As of yet, you mean. I really was going to pay those!' Akio laughed nervously.";
authors[22] = "EPISODE 3";
quotes[23] = "'Draw your sword!' Utena called from the Seitokai car. <br> Akio looked puzzled. 'Which one?' he called back. <br> '... The one used to wreak destruction and terror!' <br> Akio looked confused. 'Which one?' he repeated.";
authors[23] = "EPISODE 3";
quotes[24] = "Saionji: Idiot! <br> Touga: Baka! <br> Saionji: Creep! <br> Touga: Jolly Green Giant!";
authors[24] = "EPISODE 3";
quotes[25] = "'Blow me!' Touga roared. <br> 'F*** you!' Saionji retorted in a shower of eloquence. <br> 'I'll cut you apart!' <br> 'Like $%^@$%@ hell! You suck!!'";
authors[25] = "EPISODE 3";
quotes[26] = "'THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS MIRACLES!'";
authors[26] = "Juri";
quotes[27] = "Akio took it and examined it. It looked to be a round piece of thin rubber with a red ribbon tied around it… probably because that’s what it was. 'It’s nice!… … what is it?' He turned it around in his hand, trying to identify his gift. <br> 'You put it on the exhaust pipe of the Akio car.' <br> 'What does it do?' <br> 'It offers maximum comfort,' I giggled, 'during those most intimate moments with the Akio car!' <br> '… I don’t find that very funny.'";
authors[27] = "EPISODE 4";
quotes[28] = "'Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh...'";
authors[28] = "Reanna";
quotes[29] = "'The key! The key… … I threw out the window… oh, SHIT… aaaAAAAHHH… How could you do this to me, you hentai ecchiiiiiiiiioooooooohhhh…'";
authors[29] = "Reanna";
quotes[30] = "'Happy birthday to me…' Akio sang softly to himself, smirking. <br> VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR……… 'Akio, make it stop! Do something!' <br> 'Like what?' Akio asked innocently. 'Happy birthday to me…' he continued singing. <br> 'Help meeeeeeeeeeee!' <br> 'You brought this on yourself… Happy birthday, dear Akio…' <br> VVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR……… 'Gaaahhhhhhhh… Help me…'";
authors[30] = "EPISODE 4";
quotes[31] = "'But first,' said Akio, 'we’re going to Birthday Palace to go play some arousing party games.' <br> I raised an eyebrow. 'Don’t you mean 'rousing' party games?' <br> Akio looked at me blankly. 'No. Arousing is what I meant.'";
authors[31] = "EPISODE 4";
quotes[32] = "'Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home! Take me home!…'";
authors[32] = "Reanna";
quotes[33] = "'I can’t watch… … no wait… yes I can.'";
authors[33] = "Reanna";
quotes[34] = "'MMMMPHHH!!! Rrrphh mmm mmphhrrmmphh!'";
authors[34] = "Reanna";
quotes[35] = "'Oh, it’s THAT kind of birthday party, is it?'";
authors[35] = "locksmith";
quotes[36] = "'GAAAAAAHHH….. can’t… breathe… What did you do that for?' Akio asked me hoarsely. <br> 'Why do you think?! I’m gonna shove this so far up your ass you won’t get it back until you do your business tomorrow morning!'";
authors[36] = "EPISODE 4";
quotes[37] = "NARRATOR: AHEM! Yes, it was Akio, the Dastardly Villain! <br> AUDIENCE: Boo! Hiss! <br> AKIO: Wha… Hey, where’s that booing coming from? <br> REANNA: Don’t fight it. There’s no way to stop it.";
authors[37] = "EPISODE 5";
quotes[38] = "(The DASTARDLY VILLAIN steps out of the shadows to reveal AKIO, looking as he normally does, but wearing a lopsided black top hat and a black cape and wearing a weird handlebar mustache) <br> AKIO: (running a hand through Reanna’s hair) I have something to ask you, my precious… <br> REANNA: (terrified) … W… what? <br> AKIO: … … Who the hell decided to give me this handlebar mustache? It really doesn’t suit me!";
authors[38] = "EPISODE 5";
quotes[39] = "AKIO: (shrugs)… … Oh, that’s right, I was supposed to kidnap you, wasn’t I? <br> REANNA: (gasps overdramatically) No! Please! <br> (AKIO pulls out some rope and grins sexily) <br> REANNA: (making happy kitty face) Heehee… yay… (shakes her head) Er… I mean… No, get away from me!!";
authors[39] = "EPISODE 5";
quotes[40] = "(JURI rides up to the store on a horse that looks suspiciously like two people in a horse costume) <br> FRONT END: Get your head out of my butt, Saionji! <br> BACK END: Get your BUTT off my HEAD, Touga!";
authors[40] = "EPISODE 5";
quotes[41] = "JURI: Er… that’s okay. Anyway, I came in to tell you that Akio is on the loose again. <br> ANTHY: (gasps) You mean, Akio, as in Akio the Dastardly Villain? <br> JURI: The same. So I suggest you lock away your wives… and daughters… and sons… and pets… and livestock…";
authors[41] = "EPISODE 5";
quotes[42] = "(turns to JURI, MIKI and ANTHY, holding up a gun) All of you! Get your pants down!… … er… I mean, get your hands up!";
authors[42] = "Akio";
quotes[43] = "AKIO: Oh… and would you have any whipped cream? <br> ANTHY: What for? <br> (AKIO looks at REANNA and smirks lasciviously) <br> REANNA: MMMPHHH MMMMM!!!!";
authors[43] = "EPISODE 5";
quotes[44] = "MIKI: (still reading from the script and sounds like it) Oh no! This is horrible! <br> JURI: (grabs the script) Gimme that! (she throws it away)";
authors[44] = "EPISODE 5";
quotes[45] = "TOUGA: (to SAIONJI) It’s all you fault Akio got away, you stupid rear end! <br> SAIONJI: (to TOUGA) No, it’s your fault, you moronic front end!";
authors[45] = "EPISODE 5";
quotes[46] = "NARRATOR: Meanwhile, Akio (boo! Hiss!) had taken Reanna (wolf whistle) to his shady hideout, where she was becoming increasingly aroused by the situation— <br> REANNA: (tied to a chair) No I’m not!! … … Well… maybe a little…";
authors[46] = "EPISODE 5";
quotes[47] = "REANNA: What are you going to do with me anyway? <br> AKIO: (whispering in REANNA’S ear) Whatever I want. <br> REANNA: (turned on) Oh, WOW… I mean… You’ll never get away with this!… … … Ick, did I just SAY that?";
authors[47] = "EPISODE 5";
quotes[48] = "TOUGA: Idiot! SAIONJI: Baka! TOUGA: Moron! SAIONJI: Numbskull! TOUGA: Simpleton! SAIONJI: Clod! TOUGA: Jerk! SAIONJI: Yeast infection! TOUGA: Lime Jell-O! SAIONJI: Wombat feces! TOUGA: Politician! SAIONJI: Ooh, now that was low…";
authors[48] = "EPISODE 5";
quotes[49] = "TOUGA: Shikima! SAIONJI: Dragonball Z fan! TOUGA: Volkswagon! SAIONJI: Cumwad! <br> JURI: Hey! HEY! Ahem. Readers, on behalf of the author and the characters, I would like to apologize for what Saionji just said. Thank you.";
authors[49] = "EPISODE 5";
quotes[50] = "'Look, Utena-sama, there’s some fruit up in that tree!' <br> 'Ahem!' Utena coughed. 'I thought we agreed that I am to be called…?' <br> '**sigh…** Look, Prince Utena, there’s some fruit up in that tree!'";
authors[50] = "EPISODE 6";
quotes[51] = "'Help… meeeee… Oh! Whoooaaaaa!! Ehhhhh… &#$*@%&#$%WOW!!! … eep…'";
authors[51] = "Reanna";
quotes[52] = "'It’s your fault Reanna got molested,' Touga hissed to Saionji. 'You disgusting green freak of nature!' <br> 'It’s definitely all your fault,' Saionji spat back. 'Baka!'";
authors[52] = "EPISODE 6";
quotes[53] = "'Utena, I hear drums!' <br> '**Ahem!**' <br> '… … Prince Utena, I hear drums!'";
authors[53] = "EPISODE 6";
quotes[54] = "'It’s your fault we got lost, you piece of pond scum!' <br> 'No, I believe it is completely your fault, you piece of dirty chewing gum that’s been ground into the pavement and walked over hundreds of times over with filthy shoes!'";
authors[54] = "EPISODE 6";
quotes[55] = "'Reanna dear, you’re… wet.' <br> 'Oh, shut up.'";
authors[55] = "EPISODE 6";
quotes[56] = "'SEIKOOO-CHAAAAAANN I’M SORRRYYYYY!!'";
authors[56] = "Miki";
quotes[57] = "'You touch me and you’ll have to deal with something worse than a volcanic eruption!'";
authors[57] = "Juri";
quotes[58] = "'What’s the deal, using a sharp stick anyway, eh?! It probably had bugs crawling on it and I’m surprised I didn’t get splinters…'";
authors[58] = "Reanna";
quotes[59] = "The chief turned to the two men. 'Take the girl and go find out if she’s a virgin for me, okay?' <br> 'YEEK! PUT ME DOWN! NOOO!! DON’T YOU DARE!!' <br> 'Don’t worry, Reanna-sempai! It’ll all be over in a minute!' Utena called. <br> 'Have fun, Reanna-sempai!' Anthy called cheerfully.";
authors[59] = "EPISODE 6";
quotes[60] = "'It’s your fault Reanna’s still a virgin.'";
authors[60] = "Saionji";
quotes[61] = "'Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you hear Akio squeal?' <br> 'I did! I did! Like a little girl!'";
authors[61] = "Kagee Shoujo";
quotes[62] = "'It’s a miracle!' Miki cried. <br> 'There are no such things as miracles!!' Juri roared. <br> 'Oh. That’s right…' Miki sighed.";
authors[62] = "EPISODE 6";
quotes[63] = "'I’ve had some great times in this car…' <br> 'I don’t care about your car’s sex life, Akio…'";
authors[63] = "EPISODE 6";
quotes[64] = "'I don’t like the sound of this…' Juri hissed. <br> 'Yeah,' Akio said. 'They’ve already used three words that I don’t know the meanings of…'";
authors[64] = "EPISODE 7";
quotes[65] = "'Hey! Do you aliens have tentacles?'";
authors[65] = "Akio";
quotes[66] = "'Ah, you’ve finally figured out how the auxiliary capacitor works! Good for you!'";
authors[66] = "Anthy";
quotes[67] = "'I have an idea,' said Touga. 'No, you don’t!' 'Yes, I do!' 'No, you don’t!' 'Shut up!' 'You shut up first!'";
authors[67] = "EPISODE 7";
quotes[68] = "'Okay, no more… I’m gonna explode…' <br> 'Oh, dear,' Clyn said. 'I had no idea that humans were capable of self-detonation…'";
authors[68] = "EPISODE 7";
quotes[69] = "'Oh, this isn’t for a test! This is just for fun!' <br> '… … … … AAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!'";
authors[69] = "EPISODE 7";
quotes[70] = "'It’s YOUR fault Reanna’s such a pervert!' Touga growled. <br> 'You are most definitely to blame for Reanna’s pervertedness!' Saionji countered.";
authors[70] = "EPISODE 7";
quotes[71] = "'The aliens have watched Akio’s videos and decided that based on them and our previous behavior, that the human race is too sick to live and must be exterminated!!'";
authors[71] = "Miki";
quotes[72] = "'Uh… we have four here. But, fortunately, they’re designed for very large organisms.' <br> 'Boo-yah!' Akio hooted. <br> 'I said orgaNIsms!' Miki said. <br> 'Aw…'";
authors[72] = "EPISODE 7";
quotes[73] = "'GET IN THE FRICKIN’ SPACE SUIT!!'";
authors[73] = "Juri";
quotes[74] = "'You don’t wanna die a virgin, do you?' <br> 'YEEK! Akio, DON’T TOUCH ME!! Get your hands OFF…'";
authors[74] = "EPISODE 7";
quotes[75] = "'It’s a miracle!' Miki cheered. <br> 'WHAAAAT??!!' Juri roared. <br> 'Uh… I mean… it’s a strange twist of fate that turned the tables in our favor by sheer luck?'";
authors[75] = "EPISODE 7";
quotes[76] = "'Oh, we’re not from any of those places,' Clyn said. 'We’re from Uranus!' <br> 'No! Anything but that! Noooo… ggghhhhhhhurrrrgghh…'";
authors[76] = "EPISODE 7";
quotes[77] = "'Excuse me… would you stop long enough to tell me where you got that straitjacket?'";
authors[77] = "Akio";
quotes[78] = "'Burn, burn, burn… Kill Van… burn… Van… chiku… chiku… chiku… MOERO! MOEEROOOOO!!'";
authors[78] = "Dilandau";
quotes[79] = "'AAAaaaaaAAAAHHHoooOOHHH…' <br> 'Oh, no! Van! She’s dying! Just like in my vision!' <br> 'GAAAAAHHHHHOOHHHHHNOOOOOOOAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH…'";
authors[79] = "EPISODE 8";
quotes[80] = "'OWWW!! What was that for, dufus?' <br> 'You said, 'hit me.' <br> 'It was 'Hitomi' and you know it… OW!!'";
authors[80] = "EPISODE 8";
quotes[81] = "'I don’t know what you’re talking about, but… go, weird girl!'";
authors[81] = "Meruru";
quotes[82] = "'Oh, the story ends here, does it?! Sure, just leave me here with the hentai Pokémon… this is just great… I hate when stories end like this!! Hello? Hello, out there? If you’re reading this, SEND HELP!!!'";
authors[82] = "Reanna";
quotes[83] = "AKIO: Ooh, that got me started. C’mere, Reanna, I’ll tie ya up! <br> REANNA: (runs) GET AWAY FROM MEEEE!! <br> AKIO: Come on, I’ll leave your clothes on… promise!";
authors[83] = "INTERMISSION II";
quotes[84] = "'Nya... I feel sorry for her... even if she is weird...'";
authors[84] = "Meruru";
quotes[85] = "'Man... I feel really inadequate as a male right now...'";
authors[85] = "Akio";
quotes[86] = "'DON'T TAKE PICTURES'";
authors[86] = "Reanna";
quotes[87] = "Hitomi fainted.";
authors[87] = "EPISODES 8-9";
quotes[88] = "'Hey, what's that on the floor?' Van asked. <br> 'They fell out of Akio's pocket when he took out the Pokéball,' Touga said. <br> Hitomi picked them up. 'Why, these are... oh dear...' She fainted. <br> Touga snatched them up. 'Photographs? ... Wow, that's randy! Heh heh... Akio, can I have this one?' <br> 'YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY OF THEM BECAUSE I'M BURNING THEM ALL!' <br> 'BURN?! Heehee... heeheehee... MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!'";
authors[88] = "EPISODE 9";
quotes[89] = "'You just did it because you LIKED being molested by the Tentacruel,' Saionji sneered. <br> 'Shut up! Leave me alone!' <br> 'Yeah!' Touga yelled and whacked Saionji upside the head. 'Shut up! Leave her alone!'";
authors[89] = "EPISODE 9";
quotes[90] = "'I’ll surrender to you, James-sama!'";
authors[90] = "Reanna";
quotes[91] = "'Wow, a talking kitty! How cute!' Anthy said, scooping up Meowth. <br> 'Hey, put me down, lady!' Meowth squawked. 'Or I got a Fury Swipes attack with your name on it!'";
authors[91] = "EPISODE 10";
quotes[92] = "'Ooh, it’s about to get juicy! Settle in pal, and watch the action!'";
authors[92] = "Akio";
quotes[93] = "'Ick…' Ash mumbled. 'That’s really gross…' <br> 'I don’t want a Tentacruel anymore…' Misty moaned. <br> 'I do!' Brock grinned.";
authors[93] = "EPISODE 10";
quotes[94] = "'Ick! Not that!' I shrieked. 'No, not that!!… … … … … … … oh no…' <br> 'Licky!' <br> 'Ew, that’s sick…' <br> 'Woohoo!' Akio cried. 'Go, Lickitung!' <br> 'SHUT UP!!!'";
authors[94] = "EPISODE 10";
quotes[95] = "'Aw, crap… … AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *&$#%^#&($*$ t^**46^&$($#%&#>?:{<^$^##%*&%*#%@&^&#!!!!!!!!!'";
authors[95] = "Reanna";
quotes[96] = "'Bye, Tenta-girl!'";
authors[96] = "Brock (Mikky-chan, that one's for you...";
quotes[97] = "'Reanna? Could you make that moaning sound again?'";
authors[97] = "Akio";
quotes[98] = "'Your Pokémon is PATHETIC compared to mine! THE VICTORY SHALL BELONG TO ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!'";
authors[98] = "Touga";
quotes[99] = "'Five… four… three… two… one…' <br> '$$^#@#$!%$!%@^@&^@$$%*&*&%#!~@~$%^*^$*^&#(**)&@!!^!!!!!!@@@DTSG$fHS%^%@&JS%#&#&%#……… %&#GFSFS$BGVBS$^^@FSHFS%^!!!!!!!!!…' <br> 'Right on schedule…' Miki muttered, clicking his stopwatch.";
authors[99] = "EPISODE 10";
quotes[100] = "'Reanna!' Anthy scolded. 'Shame on you!' <br> 'And in a public place, no less…' Juri said, her arms crossed. <br> 'I’ve misjudged you, Rea-chan…' Utena said. <br> 'Does anybody have a tissue or something?' Brock asked.";
authors[100] = "EPISODE 10";
quotes[101] = "'Oi, Reanna-chan. Kimi no kikuza namete mo ii ka?'";
authors[101] = "Akio";
quotes[102] = "'Rea-chan! Kimi no hako de yarashite kure no ya!'";
authors[102] = "Akio";
quotes[103] = "'Rea-chan, mainichi ijitte-ru?'";
authors[103] = "Akio";
quotes[104] = "'You guys are cute…' I muttered, 'really cute…' I grinned evilly. 'BUT NOT CUTE ENOUGH.'";
authors[104] = "Reanna";
quotes[105] = "'YOU TWO HAVE FELT ME UP FOR THE LAST TIME!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!'";
authors[105] = "Reanna";
quotes[106] = "Beep………beep………beep………beep………beep………beep……… <br> 'What the hell…?'";
authors[106] = "EPISODE 11";
quotes[107] = "'Get away from my clit! Can’t you see it hurts?' <br> AUDIENCE: How do you know it’s pointing at your clit? <br> REANNA: Shut up! **pow**";
authors[107] = "EPISODE 11";
quotes[108] = "'You suck,' Touga pouted. <br> 'I rule!' Saionji countered.";
authors[108] = "EPISODE 11";
quotes[109] = "I jumped on Akio. 'How dare you come between me and chocolate?!'";
authors[109] = "EPISODE 11";
quotes[110] = "'Listen, can’t you hear it?' <br> We looked behind us and saw Touga huddled by himself in the corner. 'Hear what, Touga?' <br> Touga smiled off into space. 'If your soul has not truly given up…' <br> 'Uh… Touga?' I asked. <br> 'You should be able to hear this sound…' Touga took out a little red Hot Wheels car and started pushing it around on the floor. 'Vrroooom… vroooom…' <br> 'Touga? Are you okay…?' Juri asked. <br> 'Running about the Ends of the World… … Vroooom vroooooooommmmm…'";
authors[110] = "EPISODE 11";
quotes[111] = "'Shut up, Mika-GAY!' Saionji retorted. <br> 'I am not gay,' Mikage said quietly.";
authors[111] = "EPISODE 11";
quotes[112] = "Akio grinned evilly. 'Actually… I think… I’d rather… do THIS!' <br> Akio jumped on Reanna, yanking her shirt and bra off. <br> 'Akio-san, what do you think you’re doing????' Reanna screamed, trying to yank her arms out from under Akio. <br> 'I think I’m doing THIS!!'";
authors[112] = "EPISODE 11";
quotes[113] = "Touga turned to Saionji. 'YOU’RE stupid.' <br> 'My dad could beat up your dad.' <br> 'Well you can’t be my friend anymore.' <br> 'Well, you can’t come to my birthday party!'";
authors[113] = "EPISODE 11";
quotes[114] = "'Then come, journey with us, to the world which you desire!' Touga spread his arms, his jacket unfurled like a pair of wings, and his hair blew in a nonexistent wind… and… nothing happened. <br> 'Dammit.'";
authors[114] = "EPISODE 11";
quotes[115] = "'Ahh…' Akio said. 'It says that it survived being pushed into the volcano because it spat it out. The car isn’t a virgin.' <br> 'Okay, you can shut up right there, Akio.'";
authors[115] = "EPISODE 11";
quotes[116] = "'Filia-san!' Amelia said. 'It is unjust to judge someone by how they look alone!' <br> 'Yes, but that girl is being molested by two small monkeys…' <br> 'You’ve got a point there…'";
authors[116] = "EPISODE 12";
quotes[117] = "'Are these people scaring you too?' Filia asked Zelgadis. <br> 'Oh, very much…' Zelgadis said. 'I’m just waiting for them to either start killing or having sex with each other… I can’t decide…'";
authors[117] = "EPISODE 12";
quotes[118] = "'It’s broken! Val’s egg is broken!' Filia cried. <br> Tears welled up. 'Oh, Filia… I… I’m… I’m so…' <br> 'Horny?' Akio asked. <br> 'NO!'";
authors[118] = "EPISODE 12";
quotes[119] = "'Ooh, you’re so naughty, Xelloss-sama…' I giggled. <br> 'I can be more than that…' Xelloss whispered in my ear. <br> 'Heehee… heehee… **giggle**… I want some… eeheehee…' <br> 'Oh, brother…’”;
authors[119] = "EPISODE 12";
quotes[120] = "'Mazoku... I hate Mazoku… they’re almost as bad as Shikima…'";
authors[120] = "Akio";
quotes[121] = "'Oh, my little ones... you too were enjoying the dream? Then, we should promptly come back...'";
authors[121] = "Akio";
quotes[122] = "'Moshi moshi... oh, Touga!' ... 'Yes... I'm in the planetarium right now.' ... 'No, not today, I've some job to do...' ... 'Yes. Right now I'm adding a new constellation to my planetarium...' ... 'Bye then.'";
authors[122] = "Akio";
quotes[123] = "'Woah!'";
authors[123] = "Reanna";
quotes[124] = "'I'm buying you a ride on the roller-coaster!'";
authors[124] = "Akio";
quotes[125] = "'Geez...'";
authors[125] = "Reanna";
quotes[126] = "'Well, Reanna... it doesn't happen often, but sometime I like you with your mouth open...'";
authors[126] = "Akio";
quotes[127] = "'Sometime I think I should work in a candy store...'";
authors[127] = "Akio";
quotes[128] = "'Reanna! Eventually I'll have you! I swear!'";
authors[128] = "Akio";
quotes[129] = "’Reanna… **mumble… grumble… **CENSORED** grumble…**ALSO CENSORED** mmmm… Ri-chan… **VERY VERY CENSORED** grumble…’";
authors[129] = "Akio";
quotes[130] = "’Women are naturally attracted to men with phallus-shaped towers and cool red convertibles. And I have both… and you know it…’”;
authors[130] = "Akio";
quotes[131] = "’Did I mention that I hate Mazoku almost as much as I hate Shikima?’";
authors[131] = "Akio";
quotes[132] = "’Thanks, Touga!’ I smiled. <br> ‘You’re most welcome,’ Touga smiled sexily. <br> ‘But you’re still an ass.’ <br> ‘Dammit.’ <br> ‘Ha, ha!’”;
authors[132] = "EPISODE 13";
quotes[133] = "’Shut up and help Ri-chan!’";
authors[133] = "the Mysterious Mazoku";
quotes[134] = "’This is the Blade of Blatance! It’s the most obnoxious, pretentious sword in existence! When handled by the right person, it can take down any opponent! Do you think you can face it… and win?’";
authors[134] = "Akio";
quotes[135] = "’Anyway, Lina-san, thanks for helping,’ I said. <br> ‘No problem,’ Lina said. ‘Now you guys can get the hell out of my world.’";
authors[135] = "EPISODE 13";
quotes[136] = "EIGA F-KO: And if you brought your lunch, you can enjoy it outside. <br> EIGA E-KO: You shouldn’t try that. You’ll be inviting a capricious self-insert. <br> EIGA F-KO: Haven’t we already done that?";
authors[136] = "EPISODE 14";
quotes[137] = "’So if you’re going to draw Keroppon on your boyfriend’s back, make sure there aren’t any monkey-mice in the vicinity.’";
authors[137] = "EIGA F-KO";
quotes[138] = "’THIS REALLY BLOWS!’";
authors[138] = "Touga";
quotes[139] = "REANNA: Akio-san! You’re supposed to be tracking Eiga Akio! If he disappears, it’s your job to fill in for him! <br> AKIO: I couldn’t find him. <br> REANNA: You shouldn’t be able to find him! But find him anyway! <br> AKIO: Listen to yourself.";
authors[139] = "EPISODE 14";
quotes[140] = "’I’m the headmaster’s sister, so I get special treatment.’ (Winks) ‘If ya know what I mean! O HO HO HO HO HO HO!’";
authors[140] = "Evil Anshi";
quotes[141] = "'’Must… kill…’";
authors[141] = "Evil Anshi";
quotes[142] = "’Ah, sticky cheese: my favorite restraint method of all!’";
authors[142] = "Evil Anshi";
quotes[143] = "SAIONJI: I win. <br> UTENA: I won! I’m the prince! <br> SAIONJI: Blow me! <br> UTENA: Eat me!";
authors[143] = "EPISODE 14";
quotes[144] = "(Suddenly a small boy’s shoe flies through the air and hits Reanna on the head) <br> REANNA: Ow!";
authors[144] = "EPISODE 14";
quotes[145] = "REANNA: You know what to do… <br> AKIO: Umm… uhhh… tie you up? <br> REANNA: Chigau… <br> AKIO: Get out Chi Chi and Cha Cha? <br> REANNA: Chigau… <br> AKIO: Both?";
authors[145] = "EPISODE 15";
quotes[146] = "’I hate Shikima…’";
authors[146] = "Akio";
quotes[147] = "’Huh?’";
authors[147] = "Reanna";
quotes[148] = "’WHAT THE FUCK?!!!’";
authors[148] = "Touga";

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