Jigsaw Quotes

JIGSAW QUOTES
Here's my section where I go through all of my favorite Jigsaw quotes, whether they're from the current version or not. If it's a series of quotes from different characters that is more of a small excerpt, then that's fine too. More to come later!

ALERIC: Say, have you ever read "How to Turn a Spoon into a Sex Toy?"
TIONE: No, I have not!
ALERIC: Really? I've read it twice.
TIONE: I suppose you would have.
ALERIC: Want me to show you?
TIONE: No!

ALERIC: You're going to have to learn to pay attention to details and stuff the way I can. You have to know where you are and you always have to know what's going on around you... say, when did we enter the forest?

TIONE: Is this Thorn Tivra's house?
MAGIC MIRROR: Indeed it is.
TIONE: Which way to the jellybeanstalk?
MAGIC MIRROR: Well, how should I know? I'm just a mirror!

ALERIC: Gah! Let go of me! If you're gonna throw up, then throw up over there!

ALERIC: That is one huge-ass door.

ALERIC: Looks like he made off with some of the giant's treasure. I didn't see what he was holding... maybe the traditional harp that eats golden eggs and goose that plays with itself.
TIONE: After I get done saying what I have to say here, remind me to hit you, okay?
ALERIC: Sure. What's on your mind?

WAREL: And so after I obtain information for my reseach from the humans, I usually send them off with some sort of gift in appreciation. However, I'm all out of harps that eat golden eggs and geese that play with themselves..."
ALERIC: Told you.
TIONE: All right, all right...

ALERIC: I feel so inadequate as a male right now...

ALERIC: I feel degraded... Isn't this kind of insulting?
TIONE: Shut up.

GIRL: I think you're a wonderful singer and not the least bit crappy.

TIONE: Come on, you two, maybe if we hurry, we can lose him.
ALERIC: I heard that!
TIONE: Damn.

OH: WHO DARES TO VIOLATE THE SEVEN SACRAMENTS OF THE ALMIGHTY OH OF THE GONK TEMPLE? WHO DARES? YOU'RE IN DEEP SHIT NOW!

GEDDON: Whats a magic festival without apple fritters?

GEDDON: People aren't willing to stay up until midnight just to turn a beaver into a lampshade.
SHANI: You should have seen how the beavers reacted.

SHANI: Fruitcake, bananas, crackers...
ALERIC: Shani? What the hell are you doing?
SHANI: Well, I noticed that a lot of different terms for people who are crazy refer to food.
ALERIC: Well you're driving me nuts!
SHANI: Hey, there's another one!
ALERIC: Shut up...

ALERIC: Would it kill you to be nice?
TREE: Possibly.

PIG: Not by the hair of my chynin-nich-nich-- no, that's not right... er... no way!"

WOLF: Like, wow... Dude, that is so... like life! Life is totally like an oil painting, and you can like, look at it and interpret it in your own way and hang it up on the wall and stuff...

TIONE: Only pigs, grandmothers and little girls dressed in red, huh? Where were you on that one, smartass?

PIG: Not by the hair of my... darn... how did it go again? Not by the... was it hair? Maybe it was something else altogether... Not by the... by the... oh, hell! No way!

TIONE: And those smart remarks aren't helping your image.
KAO: Why would I want to do that?
TIONE: Creep.

PRINCESS: RAAARRRRGGHH! FIND YOUR OWN DRAGON!

GEDDON: Why is this boat named "Hynkol?"
KATRINA: Hynkol was the name of my last boyfriend. I named the boat after him.
KAO: How nice.
KATRINA: He went insane about a month ago.
KAO: How nice.

KATRINA: Come on, Geddy, there's always time for love!

DWARF: We're the seventy-seven dwarves! I'm Hairy!
TIONE: Oh God...

KAO: Did you say... Off White?
DWARF: Whaddaya think I said?!
KAO: Oh dear...

PRINCE: Alas, my gentle kiss is not the kiss that was meant to awaken the fair damsel.
TIONE: Where the hell did you learn to talk? A simple 'Damn, it didn't work' would have done fine!

KATRINA: Geddy! You look so adorable!
GEDDON: Mmmmphhh rrrphh mmm...
KATRINA: Isn't that the cutest thing you've ever heard?
GEDDON: Mmmm mmmphhh...

KAO: Xerei, dear brother, there have been two very large developments that I think you should know about.

ALERIC: There's no need to be modest. And what might your name be?
XEREI: My name is Xerei. And I'm a man, not a woman.
ALERIC: W-w-w-what?...
KAO: You just kissed a man, my good boy. Well, if a man who's been turned into a woman counts, that is...
TIONE: Kao's right. That is funny.

TIONE: Oh, Aleric! Let me be your bondage fairy! Ahahahahahahaha!

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