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Everything I Learned in Life… I Learned in Jigsaw!
  The harder you work to obtain a magical charm, the more useless it will turn 
  out to be. 
  If you’re a cute guy and you see a blonde girl wearing pink… RUN!! 
  If something looks harmless, chances are, it’s not. 
  Brothers should never travel together on a quest. 
  If you’re the most adorable guy in the party, chances are all the most 
  humiliating things will happen to you. 
  Not all demons are ugly. In fact, most of them are gorgeous. 
  Nothing and no one is what they initially seem to be. 
  Keep falling in love with one guy after another and eventually you’ll find one 
  willing to marry you! 
  The cute ones are usually crazy, cursed, and/or evil. 
  Do not provoke a god of lust. 
  A villainess’s daughter is always someone to be reckoned with. 
  Never go past a red rock. 
  Forbidden magic is forbidden for a reason! 
  Do not take Oh’s name in vain. 
  Make sure you’re in the right temple. 
  Pointy ears and fangs can be surprisingly attractive. 
  If someone tells you to keep your receipt, then for Wonk’s sake, KEEP IT! 
  Turning into a monster can be a good thing. 
  If someone you’re traveling with isn’t Prince Charming, then don’t call him 
  that! 
  If a villain wears a bucket on his head, you need not take him seriously. 
  Puppies are more trouble than they’re worth. 
  So are fairy godmothers. 
  If you meet a guy whose last name is Jallen, he’s probably either a demon, a 
  powerful magician, a pervert, or all of the above. 
  Every town has a monster constantly attacking it, some weird custom or an 
  absurd set of laws that’s sure to get in your way. 
  The larger your party gets, the more likely it is that someone in your party 
  is a wanted criminal. 
  If a being has "Satanic" or "Death" in its name, it’s best not to mess with 
  it. 
  He might be cocky, he may be a liar, he may be a pervert, he may be an exile, 
  he may even be a demon, but that doesn’t mean he’s a bad guy. 
  Life is like, totally like an oil painting, and you can like, look at it and 
  interpret it your own way and hang it up on the wall and stuff… 
  As a fact of life, men dress up in drag. 
  There’s always something wrong with the happy ones. 
  Life may suck, but it’s always funny to someone. 
  Some guys are hotter as girls. 
  You don’t have to honor a contract with bad people. 
  If he looks like a villain, talks like a villain, lies like a villain, takes 
  advantage of people like a villain, and fights like a villain, chances are he 
  is a hero. 
  Don’t panic if you’re separated from your friends. You’ll always manage to get 
  back together somehow. 
  If you fall in love with a girl, it’s a good idea to make sure she’s a girl 
  first. 
  If you use a spell and the target area is covered in smoke, chances are it 
  didn’t work. 
  In an adventure story, the male and female leads have an inevitable attraction 
  to each other. 
  Violence in a relationship is perfectly healthy. 
  If a guy has long bangs, his right eye is invariably covered. 
  Old people are often strange and frightening.