Chapter Quotes

VALUABLE WORDS OF WISDOM
This page is dedicated to all of the quotes that I've used to introduce the chapters in "Jigsaw." The quotes are in no particular order.

"There's more than one way to skin a Gullas Sandcat... but none of them are highly recommended."
-- Caslon Freermon, "101 More Things Not to Do on a Rainy Day"

AND ITS EARLIER VERSION:

"There's more than one way to irritate a Bronicks Fire Lizard. But few of them are highly recommended."
-- Dwoob the Dense, "Fifty More Things Not To Do on a Rainy Day"

"It's always nice to have a friend to confide in and blame for your mistakes."
-- Hallas Sallah, "How to Make Friends and Keep Them for as Long as You Need Them"

"People tend to underestimate the effectiveness of a small piece of metal in the hands of an extremely pissed off person."
-- Trotho Noma, "How to Turn a Spoon into a Weapon of Mass Destruction"

"A poisoned apple may not keep the doctor away, but they are known for attracting their fair share of handsome princes."
-- Off White, "Princes I've Kissed"

"Although it's not a good idea to look a gift horse in the mouth, there are worse places."
-- Munck the Mentally Unstable, "I'm Okay, You Might Be Nuts"

"Choreography killed the cat."
-- Dontrulp the Doubtful, "Why Cats Shouldn't Dance"

"Don't hatch your chickens before they count. No wait, that's not right..."
-- Tweeblunk the Twerp-slayer, "A Few More Things I Wish I'd Never Said"

"'Tis beetter to have loved a lover than to have loved a loser. Wait, that's not right..."
-- Tweeblunk the Twerp-slayer, "101 Phrases that Will Get You Killed"

"It's hard to find good help when you need it. It's even harder to get bad help to go away."
-- Squeejunk of the Big Purple Punch Bowl, "A Few Lessons on Life and the Consequences of Having a Stupid Name"

"Somewhere out there, there's always someone more pathetic and worse off than you are."
-- Sneeble Sneeble Sneeble, "Sneeble Sneeble Sneeble Sneeble Sneeble -- Translated into English by Snorkle Snorkle Snorkle"

"Have fun and try not to hurt yourself!"
-- Ga-ai'kale Jallen, "How to Turn a Spoon into a Sex Toy"

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