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COUNT THE CHICKEN
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             Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh walked toward each other on a
                      country road. Hari Singh carried a burlap bag over his shoulder. "Hey Bhai"
                   Gani Singh drawled, "what's in the bag?" "Chickens," was the reply. "If I
                                guess how many, can I have one?" "You can have both of them." "OK, Five?"

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ANOTHER COUNT!
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Our Sardar is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling "86, 86, 86". He asks the man,"Excuse me,
but why are you jumping up and down on this manhole cover and yelling '86,
86, 86'?" The man says, "Well, I can't tell you that, but if you really
want to know, I can let you go under there and find out. He thinks for a
moment, then his curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, "Okay." The
man lifts the manhole cover, He steps into the manhole, and the man puts
the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down on it yelling "87,87.."

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EMPLOYMENT?
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Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He
promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to
the column Salary Expected. He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote, Yes.

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AT INDO-PAK WAR:
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Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and
capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout
was crucial to defend from the pakistanis as it contained all the defence
secrets. The pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had
thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly
out of the bushes jumps Cptn. Hari Singh wearing a Maachar dani!(mosquito
net) He Pulls out his AK-47 rifle and fires like mad. The pakistanis run
off quickly. The next day Hari Singh gets a medal. His freinds ask him
"Yaar tu machchar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?" Hari Singh replies
"Machchar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte,
goli kahan se ghussenghi? In the following war Hari Singh retires and his
son Gani Singh (No Assumptions Please!) joins the army. Pakistanis are
again surrounding the Gurudwara hideout, the sikhs again think they've
lost the war but out of the bushes erupts Gani Singh wearning
nothing he tries do shoo away the pakistanis like
his father did but instead gets shot. In the hospital his friends tell
him "aare yaar, therre bap me tho itni akal thi ki vo maachar daani pehin
ke gaya tha, aur tu..." Gani Singh replies "aare yaar main tho odomos lage
ke gaya tha"!
 

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HEIGHTS OF REVENGE:
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Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents
and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the
same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his
sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn."He getsvery irritated. He tries to
cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up
and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the
blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts
singing a lullaby and says "soja machchar, bete soja". After some time he
finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes
near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

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