JOKES

Some meaningful definitions....

Boss :- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Smile :- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Rumor :- News that travels at the speed of sound.

Dictionary:- The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

College :- A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Office :- A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.

Yawn :- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Marriage :- It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.

Etc. :- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience:- The name men give to their mistakes.

Tears :- The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

Atom Bomb :- An invention to end all inventions.