Letters: From Makai

7/12/01

Via: Hikari Rei Mail Exp.

 

Kurama,

          My horse died today. As much as I complain about riding that beast, I’m sure you now full-well how much the steed meant to me. He was a faithful one- I’m afraid he will rather difficult to replace. I’ve already turned-away three purebred Satin Whites, and seven Blue Velvets. Do me the favor of not disclosing my sentimentality- and for an animal no less...

 

          As for you, I recommend you leave damn Japan. It’s loud. It’s bustling. It’s too damn close to ‘home’. Hell, if anything, you probably need to get away from your mother’s coddling. You’re such an infant, you know that? Don’t disgust me as I write this; otherwise be prepared to read a green-stained, sake-scented letter. Your fault, not my own.

 

          On higher notes, you’ll be contented to know that Yomi has finally conceded to being apart of the new Makai legislature. The Makai Tournaments have been voted as an obsolete form of democracy (much to the dismay of most people, and thank the Gods for me- I hate letting Mukuro win). Rather, we’ve developed a sort of electing policy not too similar to Ningenkai.

 

          Since the idiots here are- for lack of better words- too idiotic for their own good, the High Executive Rulers of Makai are selecting protégés for particular positions including leadership of small provinces and towns. Since the ‘voting’ will require all the high powers of the Makai, corruption should be kept relatively in check. Unfortunately, I happen to be apart of this deal. You know how I am about politics, Kurama. I’m too skeptical.

 

          I will be having another meeting in a few hours. Do pray that I don’t fall asleep during one of Enki’s lectures. His heart is, indeed, in the right place; however his remarkable choice of clichés never ceases to annoy me. It’s almost like listening to Kuwabara declare his love speech to my sister- though nowhere near as revolting.

 

          Take care of yourself.

 

                                                                                                                                      Hiei