Episode 18 Preview: Takashi: Oh no! Because we botched up my rescue attempt, Semine-sama's probably been arrested and is going to be interrogated! Yoimu: Oh, come on. It's not like they'll do anything to her. It's just an interrogation. Takashi: But... weird stuff happens to interrogations! Like... like... Yoimu: Like what? Takashi: Like, rape, or sexual assault, or tentacles! Yamataka: ...Tentacles? Yoimu: Mu, you watch way too much anime... and keep in mind who this is coming from. Besides, it's preists that do that, not police. Takashi: PRIESTS HAVE TENTACLES?! Yoimu: No! ...Well, I guess they might... Yamataka: ...Both of you are such insane idiots... Why am I even here again? Yoimu & Takashi: BECAUSE YOU'RE OUR HOSTAGE! Hitomi H-Scene? "So Memuro-kun... you still haven't had sex with Hitomi-san, have you?" Takashi blushed for a moment, before facing Shigeru's question. "How is that any of your business?" "It's my business because I make it so! I know all!" Shigeru shouted out. His shout was soon answered by a mallet crashing into his head, causing him to fall forward and remain stunned at this, Yoimu let out a cheer. "All right! I am the master of the mallet!" Oddly enough, it was Takashi who came to the abused Shigeru's defence. "Uhh... what exactly did you hit him for?" "Why, being perverse and asking such questions during homeroom, of course!" "Well yeah, but he was always weird like that..." "Then he deserves to be malletted more often!" Takashi sighed slightly, "Yoimu-sama... animation isn't always right about these things..." In little to no time at all, Yoimu once again held the mallet and was hovering over Takashi. "HEATHEN! INFIDEL! YOU HAVE BROKEN OUR SACRED CODE! FOR THAT YOU MUST BE-" Before she could finish her speech, Chitose cut her off. "About to get hit by shrapnel." Taking his cue, Takashi ducked, as a sharp metallic object flew over his head, hitting Yoimu dead on, knocking her over. Fortunately, this was not the sharp end. Unfortunately, the impact sent the shrapnel flying into the air once more, before finally embedding itself into the skull of Kanako, who responded in the obvious way. "Ouch! This thing really hurts! Sensei, can I go to the nurse please?" Their homeroom teacher simply sighed, wishing this weren't what happened on average. "All right, but take those two with you, alright?" Kanako nodded, and began dragging them away with a simplistic "Hai, Sensei". Later on, it was Yoimu's turn to get the dirt on how Takashi and Hitomi were doing... through her own methods, of course. As school ended, Yoimu quickly caught him. "Come on, Mu! It's time I rehabilitate you. We're going shopping!" Of course, Takashi was a little reluctant. "But... what about Hitomi-cha-" Yoimu pulled Takashi sharply, knocking the air out of him. "We're going shopping for some anime, and you'd better like what I pick out, got it?!" Takashi meekly nodded. "All right..." And so, they found themselves in the Ginza district, randomly browsing through stores, as Yoimu kept up a conversation. "So, how are you and Hitomi doing?" "We're doing fine, but Shigeru seems to think we're a little behind..." "Well, you know what Ken Akamatsu says..." "Yeah, yeah, I know... 86% after the first month..." "So, has it happened yet?" "...She's Christian, Yoimu-sama. You should know more about what that means than me." Yoimu snorted upon hearing that, and spoke again. "Did I ever mention my parents were devout Christians?" She paused a moment, then continued. "She was raped by three priests, you know." "What?! Who?! I can't believe that such a thing would happen to Hitomi-chan..." Yoimu responded by chuckling a little. "I was talking about the character on that poster over there. She's the main character of a string of H-Games from China, isn't she? If I recall, she's already been raped by three priests." Takashi glared at Yoimu for a few minutes before responding. "That was mean, Kid." Yoimu cringed slightly. "Do you have to use my username in public like that?" "Well, you're obviously too mean to be anyone I know personally." "Hey, calm down, Memuro-san..." "..." "...All right fine, how can I make it up to you?" Takashi quickly pointed to something in particular. "...The entire series of Negima comics?! Come on, that's expensive!" Takashi's response was to promptly snub Yoimu. "All right, all right, I'll buy it..." Almost immediately, Takashi happilly jumped towards her. "Really?! You'll buy it for me?! You're the best friend I've ever had, Yoimu!"