Quotes, Short Conversations, & Random Stuff
[at Patrick's house, while eating nachos]
David: So what's your average daily summer schedual?
Patrick: Umm... I eat nachos, then get on the computer, then eat nachos, computer, eat nachos,
computer, eat nachos, computer...
[while driving, a mini-van starts to try to pass us]
Adam: Wanna go, Mini? (speeds up)
[while standing on the diving board and then while jumping off]
Tyler: I come from the woods! I come from the woods! I come from the woods!
David: Gary, you need to take better care of your cd's.
Gary: It's okay. Computer cd's can get a million scratches on them and they'll still work.
[sometime later]
Gary: The game doesn't work. I think the disc is scratched.
David: But Gary, i thought computers cd's could get a million scratches on them and still work.
Gary: Well normally they do.
[at drumline practice]
Eddie: (joking) So David, are you the captain of the happy boat?
David: Noooooooooo! I'm not the captain of the happy boat.
Mason: What's the happy boat?
David: Don't ask...okay, it's like...I'm not even 100% sure actally.
Andrew: (answering phone) Hello?
David: Hello? Is this Pizza Hut?
Andrew: Man, David. Be quiet.
Random people in band in random order: Advanced Band!
[during band practice]
Mr. Lay:I don't know why they decided to call it "Advanced Band" on the schedual,
the name of the class is "Applied Music."
[after practice]
David: So, Mr. Lay, I know the name of the class is "Applied Music,"
but... doesn't "Advanced Band" just sound cool?