get outside just go away
you can park for free, you don't have to pay just say....
I want a Big Mac, with some onions on the side
And a big ol chocolate shake with a nice hot apple pie
and you got a little lettuce and some ketchup in your hair
and you're really overweight and you know that's just unfair
Chorus: So file a lawsuit (do do do), so file a lawsuit (do do do) so file a lawsuit
When you look like Jerry Lewis in a robe,
Chorus
If you lose your case then you can sue Enquirer or Globe...
So you weigh 300 but you won your case
you have more than a gallon of grese on your face
There's no need to worry just put on your leg brace and race
To the liposurgeon, who will chop off all your fat
When he's done you'll be thinner than a wooden baseball bat
You can go on Survivor if you're hungry eat some rice
you lost 200 lbs. in an hour not so nice...
Chorus
cuz you weigh less than an anorexic bug
Chorus
cuz MacDonalds swept your charges under the rug...
Gimme an L, "L!"
Gimme an A, "A!"
Gimme a W, "W!"
Gimme an S-U-I-T!
LAWSUIT!