and never defying
the cause and solution to all of our problems
The people we see when we look at the screen
make us buy, make us think, make us laugh, even sob and
Bridge: Glare at the TV for seventeen hours
You can't hear anymore, so just turn it up louder...
Chorus: Watch it till the break of dawn and
watch it on your fresh-cut lawn and
watch when there's nothing on
at one in the morning.
Watch it till it makes you scream
and watch it while you bathe in steam
eventually it just may seem
like it's getting boring
Verse 2: When you're feeling sad
you know you'll be glad
pick up the remote
and turn on a channel
and all that you'll see on HGTV
is Martha Stewart making her drapes out of flannel...
(Bridge)
(Chorus 2x)
The Simpsons, Bradys, Osbournes and the Addams family!
Doo doo doo doo snap snap
doo doo doo doo snap snap
doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo snap snap