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Our Very Serious Recruiting Page |
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(Sgt. Quivey thought it was funny, but we said noooo) |
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Welcome! You appear to be just the sort of recruit we are looking for! As you can see by our nifty poster, Uncle Sam wants YOU to join the 79th! |
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Yeah, you! |
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Upon joining our fine unit, you shall be decked out in one of our fancy uniforms that has earned us the coveted title of "Ladies from New York" ("Ladies from Hell" was already taken, this was the best I could come up with) |
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At first you may worry about how complicated it is, trying to get that rifle held just right, marching with the left foot first, and getting your bayonet on just right, but that's what our "helpful" and "kind" sergeants are for. Sergeants are gods. At least they think so. |
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In no time at all, you'll be whipped into shape, becoming one of the Finest soldiers in the Union army, or any army, for that matter! |
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Continue! |
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