Handler Information

Handlers Name: Jason Keldman

Handlers E-mail: [email protected]

Handlers ICQ or other IM source: Keldman440 (AIM)

Wrestler Information

Wrestlers Real Name: Unknown

Wrestlers Ring Name: The Hostess Avenger

Wrestlers Hometown: The Hostess Cave

Wrestlers Height: 6’0’’

Wrestlers Weight: 400

Managers Name: N/A

Wrestlers Stable: Kumquats of Acme

Wrestlers Entrance Music: "Brand New Hero" by Reel Big Fish

Wrestlers Exit Music: N/A

Wrestlers Physical Appearance: Short messy brown hair, and more chins than a Chinese phone book. Bright blue eyes with perfect obliviousness to them...

Wrestlers Entrance Attire: All black wrestling tights with a red trim

Wrestlers Match Attire: The Hostess Avenger walks to the ring wearing a purple shirt with the Twinkies logo on it, a purple cape that looks more like a bath towel (probably because it is one)...and a mask that is dyed purple and cut from an old tube sock. He wears long purple stretch pants (thank god he doesn't wear speedos) and shin high black boots.

Wrestlers Ring Entrance: "Brand New Hero" by Reel Big Fish plays over the PA and The Hostess Avenger "flies", actually it's more like lumbers, his way to the ring slapping his fans hands and handing out various snack cakes. As soon as he climbs into the ring he scarfs down about one or two Twinkies and then acts like Popeye eating spinach as he gets ready to fight.

Wrestling Style: Power/Brawling

Wrestlers Finisher(s): 1) The Ho-Ho Halfnelson; 2) The Ding-Dong Drop (main finisher); 3) The Twinkie Special

Description of Finisher(s): ): 1) Halfnelson; 2) Banzai Drop; 3) Brainbuster

Option Information

Title History: W4F Tag Team Champion

Full Wrestler Bio: Bitten by a radioactive snack cake... No that's been done... David Middleton is just a normal guy...as normal as a guy can get while weighing 400 pounds and having a massive snack cake obsession. Never seen without some kind of snack cake at his side, David has taken to calling himself a superhero, and now has his sights on righting the wrongs of wrestling with truth, justic, and TWINKIES!

Wrestlers Web Page: N/A

List of Moves Wrestler is most likely to Perform: N/A