Proposal from the Dilemna
epilogue
by Minamino Kurama
== A YEAR AFTER....==
"Hoi! Hurry up Urameshi! You're the latest!" Kuwabara's big voice rang through the church like a thunder.
"I can't wait to see this ultimate wedding!" Botan jumped, giggling like a fool.
"Why the hell should I be the clergyman?" Koenma complained.
"BECAUSE YOU'RE THE OLDEST!" came the reply from everyone.
"I shouldn't have asked...." Koenma mumbled.
Little Shuichi bursted out laughing all of a sudden, causing everyone to look at him strangely.
"I'm sorry," he said as he wipped off the tears. "I just can't imagine 'niisan later..."
Everyone started to imagine what Kurama's going to be like, and bursted out laughing too. The little church they rented is full of laughter, even Hiei laughed too.
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"MOM!! I can't believe you agree with them!" Kurama whined and sat on the chair helplessly.
"It's fun! Besides, it seems right for you to wear this. You're gorgeous!" Shiori teased her son with a smile.
"Yah, Kurama-kun! I bet you're the prettiest among us!" Keiko said as she put the lipstick on.
Shizuru brushed Yukina's hair, and braided it nicely. "Uh-huh. I'm just so clever, don't I?"
Besides the poor Kurama, everybody agrees with a big bright 'HAI!'
"I give up...." Kurama sighed, and buried his head into his hands.
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The music of the wedding started, and guys started to line up. From the tallest... to the shortest. Which, someone's as happy as a winning fool and someone's as angry as a stupid idiot.
Yukina walked in the first, and Kuwabara's mouth dropped. Little Yukina seemed so... fabulous!! For the first time in his life, Kuwabara thanked God for giving him such a great sister as Shizuru. He walked up to Yukina, and took her hand happily. His big mouth curled up into a big V, which scared Yusuke and little Shuichi.
The second one is Keiko, who was also have a stunning beauty under the magic of the dress and make-up. Hiei nudge Yusuke for reminding him to close his mouth. Yusuke almost ran to Keiko and also took her hand with a little grip, and smiled like a fool just like Kuwabara. Only difference is, Yusuke's mouth is smaller than Kuwabara's.
Then comes a person that little Shuichi has been waiting for. His brother... or should he call him 'sister' now? Kurama walked in. He blushed and tugged on his... um, dress, (News from Kura-chan: HAhahahahaha!!!!) and cursed under his breath. Why the hell Shizuru want him to wear a dress anyway? It's so inconvenient!! He's gonna get Shizuru the next time, so are the folks who agreed with her. Kurama was so busy thinking that he almost jumped when Hiei touched his hand.
Hiei murmured something under other's sight, and made Kurama chuckled. "Stupid kitsune, you're pretty."
"In front of Gods...." Koenma suppressed his laughter down and look at the three funny couples. The scary big- mouth Kuwabara, the grinning fool Urameshi, and the beautiful 'GIRL' Kurama, and began his job.
After the wedding, there's gonna be a big tease-around party going on. That is SO cool.
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--- THE END!!!!
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Author's Note:
Alright, lots of you might be thinking of killing me. Especially the Kurama fans and Hiei fans and maybe some Yusuke fans... BUT I still gives some happy endings, didn't I? and I even give you guys a Kurama who dressed in a girl's wedding suit, how nice of me!
Kurama: *cracking his finger* Yah. VERY, VERY, nice, Kura-chan.
Kura-chan: *gulp* Hehehe... 'niichan~~~ you're not...?
Hiei: Oh yeah. *unshield his katana* This is going to be fun.
Kura-chan: Oh-oh....
Yusuke: Yup, VERY. *agrees with Hiei and surround Kura-chan along with Kuwabara.*
Kuwabara: We shall have some fun now...
Kura-chan: Why are you here too, Kuwa-chan!?
Kuwabara: You didn't give me enough part!
Kura-chan: I did let you marry with Yukina-chan!
Kuwabara: I get that too, in other fics.
Kura-chan: ..... *pray to Inari* May I go to your place after the death, and live happily ever after.
Kurama: Let's DO IT!
&%^_!#$^_(!#*%&%&^*&@^%&@%_&^#%(&^#%.........
Ghost of Kura-chan: Thanks for~~~~ reading this~~~~ fic.... *faint*
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