Pokemon...supposedly
Act Three, Part Two!
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Starr: Ok! Everyone have popcorn, candy, drinks, etc? Good! On we go, then.
Touya: Ok...so...um...we can hook Rinku...chu...up to the generator thing and it'll make him more powerful. Or such things to that extent.
Goten: SO energetic.
Touya: (Growls) Shut up.
Goten: Ok, ok o.o;
Rinku: Why am I taking part in this? - -;
Starr: Because I said so. Shut up.
Rinku: (Twitch)
Touya: (Slaps some pieces of duct tape with yarn running to the cardboard 'generator' on Rinku's cheeks) There.
Goten: (Gets up on the paddle thingy and starts to run) (Trips) AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (Falls flat on his face on the ground)
Rinku and Touya: (Watching him out the window) ...
Touya: ...yeah, ok, you're powered up enough. (Grabs Rinku and drags him off)
Rinku: (Sweatdrops)
Nayru: (Appears out of nowhere and whacks Goten with a mallet, sending him flying off after them)
Goten: X.X!!!!!
(Touya, Goten, and Rinkuchu stumble around for a while, because Yusuke ate stuff with a lot of pepper on it for lunch and sneezed so hard he blew half of the Styrofoam rocks all over the set)
Yusuke: (Offstage) (Sniffle)
Starr: Skipping the part where Kurama takes care of all the little brats--...er...adorable little children...
Din: Right. Ok, go back to the gym.
Kurama: YOU DARE ENTER MY GYM AGAIN?! MWAHAHA!! PITIFUL MORTALS! I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!!
Goten and Rinku: O.o;;;;;
Starr: YUSUKE!!!
Yusuke: (Peeks in from the curtains) (Innocent smile) Hai?
Starr: I'm going to kill you.
Yusuke: But he's happy about doing it now!
Starr: I liked him when he was complaining better.
Kurama: (Throwing Styrofoam rocks at Goten and Rinku while laughing maniacally)
Starr: CONTINUE!!
Kurama: RIGHT! ONYX THINGY!! EAT THEM!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!
Reisho: (Pushed out yet again)
Rinku: Right...um...zap...
Mina: (Rush on stage and fire little squirt guns up in the air)
Rinku: (Sweatdrops) (Walks over to Reisho and pokes him)
Reisho: Eek. (Falls over)
Kurama: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Falls to his knees) (Dramatic spotlight) I LOST!!!
Goten: Yep.
Kurama: ...(Looks at the script) NO I DIDN'T!!
Goten: You didn't?
Kurama: Nope! Since we aren't allowed to do child labor, we can't have the kids, but you get all mushy and then you LEAVE! (Kicks him out)
Goten: OWIES!!!
Starr: ...and then you give him the badge, Kurama.
Kurama: Oh...oh yeah. Damn. Here. (Flings it at Goten)
Goten: (Catches) YAY!!! (Does the little 'I Got a Badge' Dorky Dance)
Rinku: Whoopty-doo.
Yukina: Ok, fine, can we leave now?
Goten: YES!!! ONTO CERULEAN CITY!!
Kurama: Through Mount Moon.
Goten: I don't wanna go through Mount Moon!
Kurama: Well, you have to. (Apparently, the sugar wore off...)
Starr: OK! End of Act Three! I'm going to go...um...review what happened because I don't have the foggiest clue, and then...I'm gonna eat some watermelon, and then I'm going to continue.
Mina: (Sigh) v.v;;;
~*~END ACT THREE~*~
