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Bone Daddies
Information, Care and Hoo-hah
What Is It?
Bonies and Bone Daddies are handcrafted from real bones. Because of natural variations in tone, colour, markings, size, and on, each Boney or Bone Daddy is completely unique. Along with such physical variations,each one carries it?s own energy or personality. Do not forget-theyused to be part of a living being!
Neither man nor beast are harmed explicitly for the creation of these works. Nay, never would we kill an animal for these works, nor do we condone doing so.
Fairly Warned Be Ye, Says I
Because these works are organic, know ye that thy pet or small child might try to eat them. Although each one is protected and rubbed with sweet-smelling oils, we cannot stop them from being what they are: bones! THOU SHALT NOT thyself, nor shalt thou allow anyone else to eat them, suck on them or put them in any bodily oraface, be it natural or unnatural! KEEP AWAY FROM SMALL CHILDREN! Also, keep thy Boney out of reach of anything or anyone who might try to do anything silly to it, especially dogs, cats, goats, llamas and human youths.
Care For Thy Boney
Thy Boney is fragile - treat it as you would any other fragile thing. Thou must neither toss it around, bounce it against the wall, slap it with a fish, nor do anything else remotely destructive to it. It willbreak, and hence be very displeased.
Once thou hast chosen the right Boney, based upon the Boney?s symbol or the Bone Daddy?s personality, thou must become acquainted with it. A special information sheet is provided for each one, numbered,dated and signed to ensure it?s authenticity. Every one of themis original and limited in production of type or clan, but tis up to theeto him find for him a suitable name.
Love thy Boney, and it may show thee the same courtesy!
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