This is a small test to see how bad you are. Get a paper and a pen .you will need them.
Directions:
Answer the following questions with “YES” or “NO”. For every “YES” add 2 points on the paper. The questions are 50. That means that if you had all of them, as yes then you will be 100 % bad. After you find the score send the e-mail to all your friends and for the person that send it to you, and as a subject write down the score you got. Remember, don’t leave the subject my own score. Write down your score.It is that simple and that easy. Whats nice about it is that there are 50 questions so no body will know what u answered as yes J.Please type your score in the place were you write the subject of an e-mail.Dont leave it as 36%.
Yeah, but I had 98% It doesn't leave much doubt to what I've done.
Here are the questions:
Have you ever:
1:Lied?
Everybody has lied before. This includes god.
2:Stolen?
I don't believe in material goods. Therefore, I'm not stealing. I just Have a different openion of the idea of "ownership"
3:Betrayed a friend?
not as far as I know.
4:Smoked a cigarette?
How does this make you a bad person?
5:Smoked a cigar?
see above. Is it because some people abuse it? Is it it's adictive properties? because I have this terrible oxygen addiction... You arn't a bad person for smoking.
6:Smoked weed?
Only because it's illegal is this a bad thing
7:Drunk?
Hold on buddy, some things are sacred! (besides, wine is use for some church functions. It cant be that bad)
8:Cheat in a test?
yes, this one in fact.
9:Cheated someone?
See question #2
10:Used someone?
Everybody uses other people. Everybody has been used. If this makes us bad, then no humans are good. besides, you (the creator of this inane test) are using everybody who reads this to elevate yourself in your own self image. good "uses" evil to establish that it is good.
11:Ran away from skool?
Ran away from school? How do you do that? The school (notice, not spelt SKOOL) has no control over your presence. you can walk away. if a teacher trys to physically stop you, then you can sue them. the teachers nowadays can't touch you.
12:Played sick to skip skool?
Oh, who hasn't?
13:Said the “F” word ?
WTF? How does a word make you a bad person?
14:Done the “F”sign with your finger?
WHAT THE HELL IS THE "F SIGN"?? couldn't you say middle finger? how about, did you ever flick somebody off? oh, and see #13
15:Said the word “Shit”?
See question #13
16:Played Poker?
Whats wrong with a game? only if you illegaly gamble is it wrong.
17:Gambled on something?
It's my money. If I want to give it to somebody behind a table, than that shouldn't make me a bad person. Why do you think this is bad?
18:Hit somebody?
what about self defence? Most Sex offenders give up if their "target" fights back very much...
19:Destroy your class or skool in a way?
Again, school is spelt S-C-H-O-O-L not skool. and yes. I wrote my name in my own blood on the wall. As some grafitti I found on a sidewalk one day states: "Vandalism is profound"
20: Shouted in someone’s face?
Are Drill sargents bad people? what if you are talking to someone who is almost deaf? Sometimes, you have to yell.
21:Told someone you hated him/her?
everyday. If I say I hate the devil, am I going to hell?
22:Ignored someone?
Depends how annoying they are. I could just get a shovel and make them stop, but wouldn't it be better to just ignore it?
23:Made fun of someone?
Like you?
24:Hurted a pet or an animal?
Ok, for the record, I would NEVER hurt a pet or animal. also, for the record, I don't beleve humans are animals. more like monsters, really..
25:Made any sexual behavior?
Tell me, how did your parents get you?
26:Told a secret of your friend?
If I told you That I was going to go to school with a gun and shoot people, but don't tell anybody, it's a surprise, Would you break my trust?
27:Painted the public walls with spray paint?
not paint, blood. see question #19
28:Made a fire in a garbage can in the street?
Well, it wasn't in the street. So I'm still a good person, right?
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29:Broke the glass or headlights of a car?
Yup. car accedent broke my turn indicator and the housing for my headlights.
30:Gave the owner of a restaurant a hard time?
Yeah, but I tipped $10 after.
31:Raised your voice on your Mom?
See question #20
32:Raised your voice on your Dad?
See Question #20
33:Raised your voice on your teacher?
See Question #20
34:Disobeyed your Mom?
If your parents/teacher told you to throw yourself of a bridge, would you?
35:Disobeyed your Dad?
See Question #34
36:Disobeyed your teacher?
See Question #34
37:Ran away from home?
Most kids try this. It's a part of growing up.
38:Tried to kill yourself?
Yeah, but it didn't work.
39:Tried to kill someone else?
Yeah, but trust me we're better off with a cleaner gene pool. Idiots like you deserve it. And Why does this question say "tried"? Is it ok to kill someone, as long as you pull it off?
40:Used your computer for bad things?
Like stealing music or movies online? Doesn't pre-school teach us to share?
41:Used the TV to watch bad things?
If I distance myself from evil, how can I recognise what is good?
42:Watched “over 18 years “ MOVIES?
Why does the viewing of PORN (what? you can't even say the right word? PORN. come on people...) make you a bad person? It's just people involved in "intimate relations". so their having sex. I beleve that sex is not dirty like you sick people do. It's natural. It must be done for the human race to survive.
43:Taped these “R” rated movies?
It's 17 to watch "R" movies. 18+ movies are PORN. and yes, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH PORN.
44:Used your money to buy these kinds of movies?
As opposed to the money I stole from that bum shaking his cup?
45:Seen bad pictures?
If I flash a PORN picture in your face, does that make you a bad person? and whats wrong with the body? are you em-bare-assed?
46:Buy or sell these bad pictures?
Nah, the internet is a great place to get that stuff for free.
47:Said a bad word to a family member?
me and my brother use bad language in our daliy conversations.
48:Hated or cursed the country u were born in?
Love my country, fear my government. I bet many jewish people in germany in the 30's cursed and hated their place of birth...
49:Blamed or cursed “life”?
see question #50
50:Blamed or Cursed God or religion?
yes. dear god yes. next time everything goes wrong, ask yourself, who, ultimatly, is reponcible? If these events wern't in god's plan, how did they happen? are you suggesting that god can screw up? that seems dangerous, doesn't it?
Alot of these questions deal with children beliving what their teacher, parents, and government tell them. I'm sorry, but I prefer to teach the Idea of FREE WILL. make up your own mind! don't automatically trust other peoples opinions! oops! I just typed blasphemy! I'm trying to get kids to toss off their slavery to your ideals! Oh no! people might stop believing inthe same things as you! people are having dangerous thoughts! gather the gestapo! we need to imprison this heratic now before he can get others to stop being our puppets!
>>Now that you have answered the questions add your points and type the >>answer as the subject
>>of this e-mail and send it to all ur frends as(space goes here)well as >>the person that send it to you. Remember
>>that no one will know what u answered so don’t get shy from sending it to >>your friends.
But they still see your score...
>>Ps : These questions were meant to be bad because this test is to see how >>bad you are.
Um, this is a flawed logic... the bias present in most of these qustions skews the results.
>>;) ..And
>>don’t worry if you were too bad….you can fix your self and your actions.
"fix"? why would I want to fix myself to YOUR defenitions?
>>After all…no body is
>>perfect in this World.
got that right.
Let me guess. You are female. A catholic. probably republican. Can I suggest two books for you to read?
1. Farenheit 451, Ray Bradbury
2. Cat's Craddle, Kurt Vonnegut
I think you'll like Cat's Cradle the most.
"Free your mind."
--Morpheus