| Mikes Poems |
| It was a cold day in May, So Kurt called me and said "hey" Kurt asked "Why am I so Hot?" And I said "I Know not" "For you are too hot for words, and more graceful than the birds" Then Kurt said with a smile, "I know someone who looks like a crap pile" So I said "Tell me who very quick!" And he said "It is but nick" "Oh I knew that" I answerd Kurt, "dont say that ugly name, it makes my stomach hurt!" Then Britney Spears came in and said "I hate nick" "Nick is so ugly, Nicks a dick". So me. kurt, and britney spears, left our homes to go drink some beers. And we would never say that name again, for if we did we would all die. The End |
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