Out:  Hard work
In:  Lovin'

Out:  Puffah Fish
In:  The Naked People

Out: Brickwashing
In:  Rubbing one's pistol to a fine sheen

Out:  Denise as moody, toned nymphet
In:  Denise as moody, toned bitch

Timeless:  Chihuahuas
Trendy:  Dalmations & Pugs

Out:  Rusty Vespas
In:  Jet-skis

Out:  All night naked mambo
In:  In bed by 11pm

In:  The Lincoln T. Abeln Dancers
Out:  Lincoln T. Abeln

In:  Importing Brits
Out:  Inviting mini-van driving Iowans

Out:  Asstastic jeans
In:  Teetilating halter tops

In:  Sleeping on the couch on account of The Naked People
Out:  Being forced to sleep on the couch on account of The Naked People

Out:  Windows
In:  Be-paned portals

Out:  Mary Connor noshing with the Count Smokulas
In:  Healthly lungtastic Mary Connor

Out:  Pinching loafs 
In:  Dropping the kids off at the pool

Out:  Butter n' cobfests
In:  Cousin Merle's little clay cowboy hats, some with rhinestones!

In:  Hhhhot Hermosa Chicks
In:  Hhhhhot Hermosa Chicks
What's In, What's Out  - A Quick Primer on What's Hot @ the HIA
by Katy Beem
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