(HIA) ? For reasons unbeknownst even to themselves, HIA hotties Renee Roxanne Abeln-Taylor, Molly Wortham, and Katy Beem sure swore a lot during the week that they were gathered in Hermosa. Enjoying the laughter emitted from overreacting to ordinary frustrations, the three potty-mouths would cuss like sailors or Turet's Syndrome sufferers each time a fairly inocuous event would occur, like, say, dropping a fork or having to tie an uncooperative shoestring, for example. Although the HIA News is unable to provide direct and full quotes due to its status as a family publication, one example that can be cited is the continuous use of the word "shitbag" to refer to any and all persons who may have committed even the slightest offense to any of the three. Although the acts of employing hyperbolic, over-reactive uses of extreme profanity grew tiresome to others, the three cussed on like only the greatest of cussers can. To these budding maladroits, the HIA can only say, shine on, bright stars, shine on. |
| Lots of @##$%**%$%@!! Throughout John (@#$%) Henry Day Weekend by Katy Beem |
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