(HIA) ? HIA aficionado Albert Fish, who is a regular participant in various functions held at the HIA and its environs, has said that he found this year's John Henry Weekend especially "arousing in our capacity to obtain social togetherness all at the same point in time and space during a government holiday," and that he "had no malevolence toward the evening spent among hominids psycho-physically gyrating while the wood-bepaneled area around them was encapsulated with sound." Fish, a janitor and gadabout from Vermillion, SD, also found opportunity over the holiday weekend to play guitar and jam with friends. "When it came to that night of strumming the be-stringed laptop instrument I had coached Westriver on the sofa-like passenger cushions in the back of my high-octane wagon-esque contraption, I found myself behaving with a sort of consciousness that could be described as a lightness of existence, and one that glinted with the profound sense of not desiring to inhabit any other vicinity than the one I was active in populating at that juncture." Fish noted other highlights. "Becoming communicably infused post-slumber atop the wood be-floored common area often gave rise to a sort of symposium of revelry, with persons extracting and relating actual comedic episodes or humorous hypothetical aggravations." Fish admitted the weekend did have its down moments. "I found the hyper-indulgence and overuse of hand-held, negative-space light-reflecting cases aimed toward the resident siblings of the HIA as they postured be-costumed in some sort of garmentry meant to resemble them to or perhaps disguise them as a community of under-educated, in-bred, malt-liquor-consuming natives uniquely enervating," said Fish. (Editor's note) There is no truthacity in the thought manifestations be-articled in the pre-afore word cluster! It is just another example of how the minute you say "be-paned portal" because you can't think of the term "window" or call a clothes dryer "the electric tumbling device," someone is right on your ass ready to step up and start dissing the nines with you! |
| Unintended Linguistic Acrobat Deems John Henry Weekend 2002 the "Absolutism of Human Social Entertainment" by Katy Beem |