| (Hermosa, SD) -- In a statement issued recently during an international press teleconference, hot party organizers Renee Abeln-Taylor, Cambridge UK, and formerly of Hermosa, and Katy Beem, Minneapolis, announced that a hot party is pretty much organized and set for John Henry Day Weekend, and promises to be a really hot time. "Yeah, this is gonna be pretty damn hot," said Abeln-Taylor. "If you thought we were the shit back in 1992, when we were clubbing every Wednesday and stuff, and just looking generally really terrific and hot, I can pretty much promise you're gonna have your mind blown by how freakin' hot we're gonna be at this party." To commemorate that summer of ultra hotness some 10 years back, Abeln-Taylor, who, along with her husband, the Brit-born Andrew Taylor, will be travelling to the Hermosa area August 29th - Sept 12th, is holding a tentatively titled "Miss Europa Disco Dancer" party at the super swank Hermosa American Legion Hall, Saturday, August 31st. "I had to pull some strings to get the use of these posh facilities, but I have an in with an unnamed state official, and so Jason -- I mean my connection -- was able to make things happen," said Abeln-Taylor. "I'm not at liberty to tell how we managed to pull it off, but we're even gonna have the use of the kitchen, so even before the hot music and hot dancing start, we can eat food and stuff. I'm still looking into financing the $30 hall rental fee, but if some of my stock options come through, I should be able to take care of it." Beem added, "Many HIA subscribers might not only recall how hot we were back in '92, but they may also remember how amazingly hot the Hermosa chicks were back in '96, and pretty super hot as recently as 2001, and so they can pretty much figure on just how sensationally hot we're going to be this summer." Hoping to enlist the hot sound-system stylings of DJ Jazzy "Bum Bandit" Fish, Abeln-Taylor and Beem are fairly convinced that there will be something hot for everyone at the upcoming soiree. "We'll totally be incorporating some of our hotter club anthems," noted Beem. "But don't be surprised to hear a few surprises. Some of us have totally managed to almost keep up with a little bit of what the kids are listening to today. I don't want to make any promises, but strains of hip new jives by Moby and that one "Praise You," song just might be heard echoing from the community hall. It's so totally gonna be party palace central, if you get what I mean." Along with hot club beats, Elvis Presley, the so-called "King of Rock-n-Roll," and a long-time favorite of lady Hermosadites and their mothers, will not be forgotten. The hot party organizers promise that some hot tracks by the King will be well-represented on the really hot playlist. "I can totally hook us up with the 'new' Elvis UK hit," said Abeln-Taylor. "So we can totally rock out to that. Trust me, Elvis has not left THIS building." Theme parties are not new fare for the HIA. Throughout the last few years, collectively encumbered with the dread of having to figure out what to do once the adrenaline of hooking up again has worn off, Hermosadites have often incorporated the swelling relief of organized functions to mask the inevitable boredom that settles in after lobbing rude love at one another has worn thin. The immortal shelf-life of making fun of Lincoln's skinny-ass self notwithstanding, phoenix-like theme parties have often emerged from the ashes of familial contempt, including such palliative party distractions as: "Let's Use Chain-saws and Cut a Bunch of Wood and Then Talk about How We Cut A Bunch of Wood with Chainsaws" "Let Me Get This Straight, Beer's On Sale AND Renee and Andrew Might Be On the Continent? Are You Totally Sure It's Really on Sale?" "Harum Scarum," or, "Oh, For The Love of God Katy Really Is Going to Make Me Watch Her Dance Again, Isn't She?" and not to mention the immemorable: "We Had a Really Awesome Weekend and I'm Not Completely Sure, So Don't Quote Me, But I THINK Molly and Gregg Were Married or Something By the End of It? I'm Not Really Sure, So Don't Quote Me" With this illustrious track record of really hot parties, Hermosadites, having illustrated a flair and penchant for keeping themselves what some might call "drunk" but is known to HIA-insiders as "working," sources indicate that the upcoming jiggity-jive is sure to be really pretty hot too. |
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| Hot Party Organizers Announce Really Hot Upcoming Party Being Organized by Katy Beem |
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| Ya wanna take yer hot chicks... |
| add one Legion Hall... |
| and then stir in your own bad self! (a little Moby on the side can only enhance the *flava*!) now bring that spicy mix to a high rolling boil! (don't burn yer tongue, cuz it's gonna be...HOT!) |