A popular Elvis Presley impersonator was almost overwhelmed by the fervour with which prairie gals Molly Wortham and Katy Beem received his act. Though obviously he was accustomed to delighted and excited female members of the audience, he was nevertheless unprepared for the greeting he received from these heartland hussies.

In the middle of performing he reached down to shake hands with members of the audience. But as he reached for Wortham, she not only took his hand, but licked it as well. Not to be outdone by her lusty cohort, Beem took his hand and bit it. Needless to say, he was stunned.

“Of course I sometimes get ladies in the audience who like to pretend I’m the real deal and maybe steal a kiss or two, but in all my years of performing, I’ve never come across such an openly animalistic act! And you tell me they’re from South Dakota? That just isn’t right!”

Ever the professional, he agreed to have his picture taken with the two vixens, even though they were short of the $20 fee he normally charges. “Frankly, I was afraid of what they would do if I refused,” he admits. When challenged with the response that these are two delicate prairie flowers that would surely pose no threat to a healthy male in the prime of life, he retaliates swiftly. “You weren’t up on that stage being groped. I was lucky to come off with all my clothes still on and digits attached!” Perhaps there is evidence to support his story. When looking at the picture, we can see only one hand between the two women - where are the other three?? Perhaps the fear in his eyes, behind his pearl-white smile, tells us more than we might ever dare to guess.

Certainly, if this Elvis impersonator is to be believed, he has narrowly escaped an encounter with two HOT South Dakota babes, and lived to tell the tale - with his respectability a little smeared, but intact. This journalist can’t help but wonder, if Wortham and Beem had pulled that on the real Elvis what his reaction would have been. Would he have held his resolve against these Midwestern minxes? Sadly, we will never know . . .