If you have any questions, ask away:
They're paid to spend with you their time of day.
If you're not interested, they don't mind;
Some other customer they'll surely find.
But if you want to drive them up a wall
Then interrupt them often when they call.
Ask lots and lots of questions, but don't wait
For them to give the answers - this they hate.
Just talk right over them, talk out of turn.
For this their enmity you'll surely earn.
Be rude, impatient, and insulting too,
No matter how polite they are to you,
Or better still, pretend you want to buy
Then change your mind without explaining why.
If you behave like this, they'll think you're slime.
This will annoy a salesman every time.

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