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[This is the wonderful Busnot. Alexa Busnot. She's one hip kid, as you can see by the name brand trousers. I say Wal Mart pants all the way, but that's just me. If she were a food, she would be delicious Gorton's fish sticks. if she were a shoe, she would be a Nike Air Force 1. if she were an animal, she would be a... well, not a hhhhhhorse, that's me. well, i have to say Alexa is cool as balls. There is one thing that i hate about Alexa, that pisses me off really bad, makes me want to bash her fucking head in..., JUST KIDDING. Haha. I had you fooled for a second dumb person reading this caption. Oh, Alexa's on the left, her friend Rachel's on the right.] |
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| [Broink. Niki isn't really a Pikalink, but she asks to be indentified this way. Niki is my gameboy playing picture-editing Mewtwo-killing homegirl. She is cool as balls. Speaking of balls, I'm in my boxers right now and my nuts are hanging out of my shorts. That's good, give them some oxygen. But anyways... [exxagerated eyebrow gesture], back to the Niki. Niki is liek a seagull, a lesbian seagull, only she's not a lesbian and she's not a seagull. Niki is one of the deepest, most amazing, most caring people you will ever meet. You should give her 3 to 6 dollars every time you see her. She's like the Ronald McDonald house in terms of kindness and generosity... only she's not like cleft lip, that shit is just straight fucked up]. |
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[Krystina is an accident just waiting to happen. She can't fix toast without burning the damn house down. I mean, the girl broke her wrist, leg, and ripped her nail out of its socket within like 2 months. But she's so cute and adorable!!! heh. Well, her boyfriend is short as balls, I mean Kris [her nickname fuckstick] is no Sqaquille O'Neill, but damn, her boyfriend is liek 4'8" literally. He could stand on hsi tippie toes and be at teh same level as my penis. But this is Kris's shout out, not the oompa loompa midget's. Brian says she wears big granny panties but this claim has not been validated. I'm pretty sure she wears the thongs, and a G-string when she's around me.] |
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[haha what a large picture... it contrasts well with Cameron's smallness. haha j/k buddy. This picture is super old. That was my first real skateboard there, a Girl board purchased in Velocity Skate Shop like a year ago. But anyway... Cameron is a good guy. his mom picks out his clothes, keeps up with his homework, and makes sure he doesn't have tire tracks in his boxers... Cameron's cool, even though he hasn't exactly lucked out as far as the puberty goes.] |
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| [Haha last but definetly least. J/k buddy, you're such a good little man. Boy, if I was a queer I would fuck Brian in a heartbeat... well, don't let the pink nose fool you, I actually think he's into chicks... namely Kate, cough cough. Yeah, you should expect him on Booty Call pretty soon, w/ that honker he has in the trunk of his Caddy-lac. Oh snap! Anyway, Brian can kickflip, sorta, and he's tall sorta, and everythign about him can be summed up w/ the word sorta, even these little 8 ounce mini pepsis he drinks, which are sorta real sodas. or sodamarines, bitch.] |
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