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[Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooda] |
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[This stuff is insane. I don't even know if they make it any more, but when I used to drink it I would just start flying around like a ping pong ball. It's electric! I mean, Mountain Dew is pretty good, but it has no where near as much sugar and caffiene in it as this bitch! This is the soooooooooda that your obese mother warned you about. Its insane! If you can still find this stuff, definetly drink it.] |
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[Yum. This drink is made of the exact opposite stuff that Dr. Phil is made of. It is wonderfully delicious. Crisp, cool, and satisfying. I give it two thumbs up... well at leasnt when it comes out of a can. I think soooooooooda tastes relatively crappy when it comes out of a bottle. So peep your mini sin boxes in the direction of the nearest vending machine, and make sure to support the good people at Dr. Pepper.] |
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| [Delicious and bobo. availiable at Wal Mart vending machines for but a quarter a can. Isn't that nice? Anyways, this is one of the least gay-supportive drinks availiable, or something liek that. Beats the hell out of Dr. Perky, thats for sure. If you're looking for a low budget cancer-causing alternative to Dr. Pepper, then whip out a quarter and sip this shit biatch.] |
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[Cherry is another word for virgin, so this is definetly the reborn Christian of sodas. Your mother would defintely aprove of this Cola hooking up. I mean, Mountain Dew is definetly an innuedo for having sex in the mountain. And that whole do the dew thing? Definetly sexual... of course, Cherry Coka is free and clear and is not breaking the ten commandments liek other, dirty sodas.] |
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