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| [Will Says Yay For Medicated Deoderant] | ||||||||||||
| [This page has no purpose or direction. It's so out of the box, I even flipflopped the color scheme... On this page you will not find the brilliant ponderings of So-Crates [yay for Bill and Ted!] but rather mindless rambling about idiotic topics like global warming and why when you are wearing Nike's you tend to step in dogshit more than other brands of shoes. So be ready.] | ||||||||||||
| [Ok, whats the deal with Cher? She's over the hill, annoying, her music sucks, and she dresses like a hooker in a rap video. I don't know what her issue is. I was just watching Stuck on You, and she's in it, and I had a boner for whatever reason, and then she came on, and i went as limp as macaroni. Someone needs to eat her shorts so she will realize she ahs no friends. Cher, go fuck up a tree.] | ||||||||||||
| [I hate old people. They are so stupid. My Grandma's all like, William, you were talking to a girl? Are you sure you're old enough? I'm liks bite me you old hag, are you that stupid? Have you watched Magnum P I so much that all your brain sells are friend and you are growing a mustache? And my Grandpa sits around and watches these old war tapes he ordered from the History Channel over and over again. I dont' know whats up with him. And all they ever fucking talk about is whose in the hospital, who broke what, who needs a colonoscopy to fix up their fucked up assholes. Its straight up gay. Plus, are all old chicks ugly? I've never seen an attractive old chick. Even like if the chick is hot when she's young, when she turns about 40 or so she starts looking like she took a blow from the wrong end of a PVC pipe. Fucking weird.] | ||||||||||||
| [Extra peircings are fucking gross. I mean, like normal ear peircings are ok, but when you start putting big ass holes in your ear, its like "WTF? Are you a moron? Are you that freaking stupid?" And belly button peircings *shudders*, nasty as balls. But the worst are definetly nose and toungue rings. I don't see any point in them, its like the chick wants to put a new vagina in for her modestly endowed boyfriend to whack off in to. Disgusting.] | ||||||||||||
| [Why do fat people exist? I don't think anyone likes fat people that much, they eat all out food and sweat too much. Go lose some weight you fucking Queen Latifah wannabees.] | ||||||||||||
| [If you were an animal, waht animal would you be? Kate says that I should be a fox, but I think I would be an elephant, because an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and it has probably the largest dick of any animal I know of. Yay for elephants. Donkeys are lame, thats why they are Democrats and called asses.] | ||||||||||||
| [Chuckie rules! All right! Child's play is about the most kickass movie you can watch. haha, I love it how the doll is just all smiling at the lady and then all of a sudden he's liek "You stupid bitch! You filthy slut! I'll teach you to fuck with me!" Its classic. And that scene in the exorcist where the girl is fingering herself with the cross, and she's on her period and trying to get her mom to eat her out, and she's all like "FUCK ME! FUCK ME!" That stuff is hardcore. Styrafoam stand back, bitch.] | ||||||||||||