Ok... new paragraph, new thought. look at your best friend. Call up a picture or whatever you have to do, preferably they are sitting right next to you... now think of all the fun times you've had with that person... the point is, since this shit is getting more confusing and redundant by the minute; that person won't always be there. They may move, they may die, go to a different school, or even just leave you behind someday. You have to cherish the time you have with your # 1 becuase time is so short and they may be gone as soon as tomorrow. Things hang in a very delicate balance and it makes it so easy for your little "fun" relationship to come to an end on such short notice. So make sure to never hold grudges and love with everything you've got. Oh yeah, and brush twice to be sure, biotch.
You know, everythign sucks. its true. I'm not trying to be pessimistic or anythign liek that, its just that everything really sucks. Nothing is cool. Nobody cares about jackshit. and things should be that way. When we start caring too much or start trying to make things better, they will just collapse on us and increase the level of suckitude until it is too much to handle. So basically the moral behind this bullshit is you have to count your blessings. Come on, enjoy everything, and no matter how bad the things you have suck, which I know you do, some one somewhere in the world has stepped in deeper dogshit that you. And their life doesnt just suck, it fucking bites.
Venting solves everything, dude. kate will definetly support that. Sometimes people get pissed off, and if you just hear them out it helps so much. Its not just beneficial to your friend either, it helps you and the friend who needs to talk to become better frieends and it helps you to know the person better. It also shows that you care. For whatever reason you are listening to your friend, it doesn't really matter, because there's no way you can go wrong.
Only you can prevent forest fires bitch. Forest fires are bad, they make lots of little animals die and stuff... plus we are wasting trees and trees are our friends. If you don't care about forests, then fear Smokey. That Smokey the Bear is one bad nigga. He might have to kick your ass if you go around leavign campfires lit or just being a pyromaniac in general. Don't want Mr. Smokey to show up at your door one day, shouting "WTF DID YOU DO TO MY FOREST!" and squeaking styrafoam in your ears now do you? So, be careful with forest fires, they are bogus and just gay in general. Holla to my niggas out back.
All of your actions affect other people. If you don't understand that, then you are a dumbfuck and a shitty person. When you make any decision, think about those who are going to live with that, and think how they feel. Sometimes, you might not even realize that you are doing it and be pissing people off greatly. Put yourself in your friend's shoes, think about whats going on. You can unintentionally hurt people, even end friendships by being too focused on youself and not on others. Always be considerate and know that sometimes you can't always get what you want. Hey, remember that gay song? "You can't always get what you want. You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get... what you need." God i hate that song it pisses me the fuck off. Burn that shit and all the Vangelis albums in the world.
I sort of talked about this earlier, but I guess i was beating around the bush. I mean, you hear people say this all the time, and it's don't let a guy/girl ruin a great relationship. People say it, but few people really embrace it and try to live by it, and they should. It's really not worth it, your friend is so much more important that a stupid girlfriend. A girl/boy friend can leave you and completely forget about you as soon as you break up. don't let a fucking girlfriend drive a wedge into things, it only causes pain. And you already know my opinion of dating at this point in time, unless you just skipped to the bottom of the page to see if I included any porn. But remember, and take this to heart, if you're a guy, bros before hoes, and if your a girl, chicks before dicks. Kind of like I before E except after C, only with more testicles and orgasms... or some equally stupid shit, now I'm just rambling.
Don't be so self centered people. Every one of you deserves to be happy, no one should have to suffer, but sometimes you have to make small sacrifices for others. If your girlfriend dumps you, then let her move on, you can't just cling to a dead relationship, it only hurts and ruins people. Above all, just care about people, and never fight with anyone, fighting doesn't fix anything, it only shows what a weak person you are. Just let that girl go if she leaves you, there's nothing you can do about it anymore.
Try not to be hypocritical. We are all this way, to an extent, but we don't have to be. Don't make negative comments and shit until you look in the mirror and think how it makes that jizzbg you're ranking on feel. They just might have feelings and won't to be loved instead of being driven to suicide by you, the cuntwhore. So keep in mind that you aren't the only mindless idiot in the universe, there are others too. Oh, and props if you've gotten this far, usually the person gets bored by the second paragraph.]]