1. You know someone who drives a tractor
2. You drive a tractor
3. You fall asleep to the mooing of cows
4. Cow tipping is your ultimate pastime
5. The milk bottles are from an address two houses down
6. You can use the adj. beast in a sentence multiple times
7. You go camping in your backyard and call it vacation.
8. You play Cambodian Refugee Soccer.
9. You play cup stacking in gym
10. You get in trouble for checking world cup scores in class
11. You argue w/ teachers about mice, mouses, and mouse.
12. One of your teachers wears ridiculously large sweater-dresses. (Stresses)
13. When you play southern belle dress up. In 8th grade. (Adrienne, Rachel, and Emily)
14. When you know someone whose forehead is a six-head. (Do we really need to name this person???)
15. When you spend more time in Mr. trembly�s room than in class.
16. When you call goldfish wealth (a.k.a. the trembly group)
17. When you call your town M Town
18. When you use the word fudge as an obscenity.
19. When you shock each other w/ computers
20. When everyone you know is a Band-it, Orkadork, or a Chorus-Bore-us.
21. When your dad yells out the window no nachos in the tent the bears will come. (a.k.a. Jenettie and parental unit.)
22. When you call your parents parental units.
23. When your friend eats white bread and margarine sandwiches every day.
24. When that sandwich comes in a Tupperware container.
25. When you are taller than all but 6 guys in your grade�AND you�re a girl.
26. When you can quote from Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
27. When you have used the phrase, �you�ve got Tinky Winky-ed� (a.k.a. Kai)
28. When you know a guy whose hair is longer than all your girl friends.
29. When you own at least one pair of converse.
30. When you can bike anywhere in town and still smell the cows.
31. When anywhere with out cow manure smells �funny�
32. When you go to college in the same town you�ve grown up in.
33. When someone you know says �ditto�.
34. When you can say �hello� in more than 3 languages, but that�s all you know.
35. You have done the cup dance�and reversed it�at every track meet.
36. You, or someone you know, can do African drumming.
37. Your school has more computers than sports uniforms.
38. When your language arts teacher does cartwheels in the middle of class.
39. When your parents don�t know what being emo is.
40. When you call hairy people Sasquatch.
41. When at track meets you wonder if his hair creates drag.
42. When someone believes a track member ran the 400 naked. (a.k.a. Kai)
43. When someone else�s shoes fit into your own� with room to spare! (a.k.a. the big-footed people and the little-footed people)
44. When you receive a spatula at class night.
45. the class night theme was mexico ��and people wanted to make a fence�.
46. When you have a nickname originally intended for the opposite gender (Shirly)
47. If your sixth grade theme song was Stacy�s Mom.
48. If your life is supposed to be G rated�
49. But on the bus its X rated.
50. You call attractive men �man candy�.
51. Your first kiss is with a dog�a BIG dog. (Ebby + Adrienne forever <3)
52. When you�re at a graduation party and you stay up all night and have to wake up at 5 AM to go to a track meet.
53. When you discover wind tunnels behind the bleachers.
54. When you feed Oreos to the now domesticated squirrels.
55. When your family drops off cookies for a party by throwing them out of the window�without stopping. (Jenettie, Adrienne and Co.)
56. When you watch TV at midnight to see A Knight�s Tale.
57. Your science teacher gives you a bag of M&Ms because he doesn�t want to eat them.
58. When your hall pass is a severed hand.
59. When either Beauty and the Beast or Bambi still make you cry.
60. When no one know what the heck your favorite movie is� (a.k.a. Jenettie and the Princess and the Goblins)
61. When you have named your boobs ;)
62. You�ve worn a foam heart to a soccer game
63. You�ve called your ipod an ipid
64. One of your friends responds to everything with �I ate it!� (a.k.a. Jenettie)
65. Teachers �preach� but do not �practice� abstinence
66. When someone runs into a wall and gets a �Harry Potter� scar
67. Your eye has been damaged by a badminton birdie (cough cough Rachel)
68. You burn cheese puffs and plastic spoons in candles at parties and the host�s parents say that you are going to inhale bad fumes and therefore die.
69. The top drug is helium
70. You ask where the bathroom is and someone replies, �Which one, oak, pine or maple?�
71. You believe in Santa until fifth grade (Jenettie still can�t understand that he�s a fake�)
72. When you and your friends make a perfect �monkey combo� with visuals and sound effects. (Jenettie and Adrienne)
73. You can make ANY animal noise
74. You sing the �turtle� song
75. You forget ideas faster than you think of them
76. Almost everyone you know is at LEAST one grade accelerated in math.
78. When you�re concerned about saving trees
79. You know the lyrics to Vitamin C�s �Graduation� (As we go on, we remember�)
80. You�ve ever been to badgerbadgerbadger.com
81. You�ve ever sung �the llama song�
82. You�ve ever done the Numa Numa dance
83. You�ve ever traveled to the Isla
84. You�re having a sleepover and you believe the �Kilt Man� is hiding in the closet. (Adrienne is still scared� HE�S REAL, I TELL YOU!!! HE�S GOING TO RAPE US!!!)
85. You�ve flashed someone because you DO have spandex on!
86. You�ve dropped your pants in the sixth grade hallway (she did have shorts on, though...)
87. You�ve done the �Go Me Dance�
88. You call Mrs. Hightower Mrs. Hightowerizzle or Mrs. Hightizzle
89. You�ve ever done a cell mitosis dance
90. You�ve ever locked yourself in a locker (Adrienne�)
91. You�ve ever pretended to forget the combo when your friend was in there� (Cough cough Franny and Clare�)
92. You know the �The thong song�
93. You�ve ever sung �hi ho, hi ho��
94. You�ve ever stuck fake valentines in lockers
95. You�ve ever used a palm pilot
96. You play in Halo tournaments
97. You have �pony parties�
98. The principal asks if you took a shower during class night (Garrett)
99. You randomly burst into song (Jenettie)
100. You think your town is the coolest town around� (NOT!)
101. You make up a list called �You Know You�re From Mansfield When/If��