ODE TO MERE
Mere - Theres never a dull moment when talking to you, Im sure there are PLENTY more odes to you and I'll keep adding them as I see them :)
PS does this make me a loser coz I made a webpage out of them? what can I say....... IM BORED AT WORK!!!!! :)
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i like mere, shes my good buddy shes always hungry, and really likes to drink she got a new car, and its not yet muddy ive known mere forever, we go way back, wink wink when she gets drunk, she resusitates french fries shes a funny girl, and tells lots of jokes shes smart and whitty, but she never lies when shes been drinking a while, she has some smokes mere is asian, her eyes are squinty shes very short, but has no fear i once gave her a tic tac so her breath was minty she likes cosmopolitans, but her favorite is beer i can talk to her about anything, shes always there for me shes a great friend, cuddly like a bear i bet when she goes on a slide she says "weee" your the bomb diggity, i love you mere!
ditsiemel: hey are you there Smasian06: How the hell did you break your finger??? Smasian06: :-P ditsiemel: lol ditsiemel: playing football ditsiemel: on saturday ditsiemel: i have to keep the splint on for 3-6 weeks Smasian06: I don't even want to know
Smasian06: Hey I've got to get ready for work....let me talk to you when I get there? ditsiemel: oh ok Smasian06: I'll talk to you later :-) ditsiemel: i thought you were there ditsiemel: talk to you later Smasian06: Ha ha ha...nope, I'm a lazy ass :-)
ditsiemel: so really, what do you want for dinner? ditsiemel: and what time? ditsiemel: we should get wine too ditsiemel: and drink it
Smasian06: I fell out of my bed last night ditsiemel: HA HA HA HA AH ditsiemel: how? Smasian06: I have no clue ditsiemel: lol Smasian06: I know
ditsiemel: put a good away message up! ditsiemel: drinking with melster ditsiemel: ha ha ha ditsiemel: dinner and drinks ith melster, we'll see where the wine takes us ;-)
Smasian06: Okay, I just made an executive decision ditsiemel: lol whats that ditsiemel: not to go to class? Smasian06: I'm not going to my 5:00 class Smasian06: :-D ditsiemel: ha ha ha Smasian06: I forgot to do the homework ditsiemel: oops! Smasian06: So I'm not gonna go
ditsiemel: you are a drunk :-P Auto response from Smasian06: Hungover in bed, over to The Avenue and then probably out for the night....leave one or give me a call :-) ditsiemel: and you got another ticket today ditsiemel: i saw your car ditsiemel: coz im stalking you ditsiemel: ;-) ditsiemel: lol
Smasian06: DANG Smasian06: DONG? Smasian06: DOOD? Smasian06: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ditsiemel: DANG! ditsiemel: dood ditsiemel: and WHAT ditsiemel: ha ha ha Smasian06: Ha ha ha Smasian06: We're such dorks ditsiemel: yeah we are but its so fun!
Smasian06: Okay, this conversation is making me sleepy now Smasian06: You tuckered me out ditsiemel: gee thanks Smasian06: So I'm gonna go rest ditsiemel: nice to know i bore you death Smasian06: Too much laughing makes me tired Smasian06: :-D
ditsiemel: i miss my mere Smasian06: I know! I miss my smelly melly too :-)
Smasian06: Wanna do dinner at your apartment ditsiemel: surely Smasian06: Okay Smasian06: What do you want me to bring ditsiemel: umm what do you want Smasian06: Whatever Smasian06: :-D Smasian06: I'm easy Smasian06: Ha ha ha...in more ways than ONE :-D Smasian06: Ha ha ha Smasian06: Just kidding
ditsiemel: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee punkie ditsiemel: :-P ditsiemel: lol punkie thats a new one
ditsiemel: i dont go to the kells anymore Smasian06: :-( That's no fun ditsiemel: coz i have to stay awake for my thurs class ditsiemel: i fell asleep in it first class ditsiemel: lol
ditsiemel: OH OH OH! ditsiemel: i was just in the elevator for 47 floors with hot brett :-):-):-):-):-)
Smasian06: How was Whiskey's? ditsiemel: i almost got beaten up! ditsiemel: lol Smasian06: What!??!?!
ditsiemel: hey dood Smasian06: What up woman Smasian06: I love how we greet each other
Smasian06: Okay Smasian06: It's official Smasian06: I'm a TOTAL sap ditsiemel: whys that Smasian06: Because stupid shows like back episodes of ER make me cry ditsiemel: ha ha ha Smasian06: You can add the wedding story, a perfect proposal and others to that list too