| Eric's Dating Service |
| My name is eric Williams and I am looking for a girl who loves to clean houses, fix things (cars, vacuum cleaners, fake Christmas trees, etc.), and cook really good. Of course she must be relatively attractive��.compared to tara reid. And she should probably be dumber then me (no comments you jerks) so that I can avoid deep conversations and looking stupid. I hate when girls ask me to spell �Pythagorean� when I don�t have spell check. It makes me look like an idiot. O yeah, she should like to watch tv and be relatively funny (again, she cant show me up). Being rich is definitely a plus and she shouldn�t have any snakes or tarantulas for pets. O yeah now for my part: I like long walks on the beach in my underwear, licking 9-volts and checking out girls. My name is C. Pa. I am a male. I enjoy sitting on the porch and watching tractors till right up to my yard. I use a shotgun if they get too close. I would like a phat wife. She should be funny, hard working (really really hard working), and be able to cook. She want need a watch and should be short so as to be able to cook. She should enjoy being with me and even reading books and singing to me. I may have come across as a hard man who puts women in their place but this is far from true. |
| yo, email me your likes and dislikes and i'll post your information. then i'll pick who you are most compatable with. heheheh, im cleva. **more women MUST respond#%#@$ |
| My name is hot girl. i like eric. i dislike chris williams and Colonel Sanders. |
| i think we've got a match right here.Eric and Hotgirl |