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| Top 10 New Year�s Resolutions 10. Trace my family tree back to the Mohawk tribe 9. Bring Skip It back from the 90�s 8. Stop flirting with the lunch ladies 7. Eat one (1) can of baked beans everyday 8. Become President of the United States of France 7. Spend my life savings on Winter Fresh gum 6. Learn to count to ten 5. Invent a machine that can add and subtract 3 digit numbers 4. Read through the dictionary again 3. Direct The Funky Midgets: The Movie 2. Sell my entire record collection (this is gonna be a hard one) 1. Get married by January 10, 2003 Top 10 Possible Halloween Costumes 10. An internet virus�reek some real havoc 9. A kissing booth (you get candy, money, and kisses from the ladies) 8. Strong Bad 7. Harry Potter (cast some spells and give him a bad rep) 6. A police man, so I can arrest people and steal their candy 5. Herman 4. A fat guy named Albert 3. Arthur, the coolest aardvark on public television 2. Sponge Bob Nudy Pants 1. The red M&M (so I can trick or treat with that hot green m&m) Top 10 Things I Want to Add to my Site 10. my band�s music as background music 9. Timmy arcade fighting game�finally chris Williams will pay 8. Quotes page without the use of vowels 7. A message board where I can pretend to be my own secret admirer 6. Virtual refrigerator that has virtual food in it that you can virtually eat and virtually never get hungry 5. Hidden trap doors to get rid of unwanted guests 4. nine-volt licking contest 3. Herman and Timmy cartoons�in color! 2. Web cam of me watching tv all day 1. A funny old guy that walks around hitting people with his cane top 10 things I want to do before I die 10. cover myself from head to toe with glittery paint 9. Bite off someone�s ear in a heated boxing competition 8. destroy a planet of passive aliens 7. Meet the Weez and steal their guitars 6. eat cat litter (not cat poop; that�s disgusting) 5. unmask a superhero in public 4. Eat all 1000 pieces to a potato chip puzzle 3. stick my tongue to a flagpole in winter (im serious) 2. find a leprechaun and eat him to get three wishes 1. Marry a hot, rich girl who will do anything i say or....a lunch lady Top then most commonly misspelled words of me 10. ten 9. crustian 8. my name 7. tobogan 6. the 5. frilously 4. murange 3. minopoly 2. cantalope 1. migdet Top 10 Things You�ll Find in Eric�s Closet 10. superman underwear--Grant 9. all the barney sing along tape--Grant 8. Brittany Spears (your very own singer-in-a-closet)--Christy 7. An Accordion (used to serenade Brittany)--Christy 6. well u won't find any pez (they're in the seat that's by his desk)--Joe 5. Little mermaid; on DVD Baby!!!--Grant 4. kinex toys; thats right ladies, we've got a future engineer on our hands--Joe 3. My favorite Dr. Seuss' book, "Thidwick, The Big-Headed Moose Who Was Skinned And Gutted By Poachers�--Grant 2. his little dummy (that thing is freaky)--Joe 1. a tied up midget �Grant/Katie/(Eric) Top 10 Things You Don�t Wanna Hear on a Walky-Talky 10. The cannibals got me and they�re eating me as I speak 9. Yes, this is Chris Williams 8. Man down, man down!!!! 7. Have a scary Christmas and a dark night 6. Visit www.geocities.com/heyman35_2000/home.html 5. Can you hear me now? ��good 4. I�m in Miss Thomas� class right now, but she left the window open 3. Why don�t you turn around and say that to my face 2. Uncle Herbie, pull over�I gotta pee 1. Hey ladies, Eric Williams here Top 10 Things I Would do if I Owned a Restaurant 10. Spit in people�s food (that may include you) 9. Drink all the fat-free, sugar-free, calorie-free water that I want 8. Advertise my website on the napkins, cups, plates, and bathroom stalls 7. Mop the floors and not put down those stupid yellow �Don�t slip� signs 6. Play my band�s brainwashing music over the speakers 5. Become good friends with the health inspector and have him over frequently 4. Put a bed in the kitchen and make it my home 3. Name the new sandwich �Harry Potter Sucks� 2. Use rare owl meat in the meatballs 1. Make Chris Williams cry when i kick him out ( Top 10 Things I Regret Now 10. Not winning the lottery 9. Believing that those white hay bales in fields were giant marshmallows 8. Checking out a library book (I still have nightmares) 7. Helping my brother dig up a yellow jacket nest 6. Not breaking world record to be the youngest baby to write an entire dictionary 5. Eating paste (wait, I don�t regret that) 4. Not taking the $10 bet to swallow a Lincoln Log 3. Not taking chance to squeeze my little body through the bars to pet the gorilla 2. Watching Barney 1. Avoiding girls due to cooties Top 10 Things to do While Bored in School 10. Listen to the teacher (I know. This one shouldn't have made the list.) 9. Tell yourself stupid jokes 8. Imagine life as a midget 7. Try to lick your elbow 6. Taste the rainbow 5. Attempt to break the world record for most pencils in a nose at one time 4. Ask to go pee 3. Color in the textbook 2. Calculate the seconds until Summer break(wait, isn�t that math?) 1. Check out the hotties! Top 10 Reasons to be a Midget 10. Get to park in the midget parking spaces 9. Better chances of getting a job as an elf at Christmas 8. Little Cars with little airbags 7. Less of a fall if they trip 6. Can shop in the children�s section 5. They can survive longer on a desert island with only one can of beans 4. After inhaling a helium balloon, they float 3. 20% discount on cheeseburgers at McDonald�s 2. Smaller target under enemy fire 1. Chicks dig midgets |