| aight, with a little incouragement from a former classmate, i have decided to update this site after exactly 3 months. i wish i could say that i was busy, but that would be bull crap. well anyway, my b-day is this friday. i went to the store with my mom to pick out my guitar. that's righ the Funky Midgets will soon have an actual instrument in it. since cole hasnt' been to my site in the last 8 years, i think i can discuss my future plans without him discovering them: as soon as the band starts making some progress i will dump him on his face and take all the cd money then buy a condo in florida where i will have a gorilla feed me spam and bologna all day. </evil plan> i didnt know what else to update on the site so this is probably it with the exception of the "The Store" section. ha, that page is uselss. to keep myself busy i've made a few goals for myself before summer ends. i'm currently training for the 2003 olympics. gonna kick some martha stuart butt. ive also decided that my band's first cd will be complete before school starts. there may be free demo cd's if you email me with an interest. i'm gonna jump off my house a few hundred times in an hour to break a new world record. the current record is 1 time held by the late, great Spanky. Rest in Peace my love.i've also given up bacon to honor her 1 year aniversary. speaking of birthdays, er, well...my website is now 3 years old i think. so if you'd like to send it a birthday card filled with money, that would deffinately be appreciated. i'm looking for a woman right now, so my next contest might involve winning a date with me. i will show some consideration to the girls with nice personalities, but it will more then likely be the hottest girl that will win. o yeah, you gotta pay for the date. i'm only workin 5 hours this week for cryin out loud. hey, my site's hits have deffinately gone down this summer. i dont blame you...i've hardly updated anything cause i havent felt like it. besides, half of you check out my site in ENglish class when your supposed to be researching for some gay debate. anytime this summer that i've wanted to work on my site, i just end up rewriting my current pages in HTML. some computer geek language that looks like this: <html><head><title>blah</title></head><bodY>it gets pretty time consuming</bodY></html> ...riiiiiight. well i gotta get ahead start on my college calculas classes. u know you can never have too much school work. Not much coo stuff happenin this week. I guess I'll have my English paper turned in tomorrow, but then I got start on a new book. O yeah, on Tuesday I got the new weezer cd. Still not sure if its as sweet as the green or pinkerton cd's but I'll see after awhile. Gonna get jimmy eat world and the blue weezer when I get some money saved up. If you feel like ive been doin such a good job on my site lately, help contribute to me, by buying me stuff from my list on the buy stuff page. Anything you wanna get me there is always appreciated. I wanna talk about some internet updates, but that doesn't belong on this pansy infested page. o no........ITS THE GIRLS!!!!!!!!! Today I�m finally getting back to the good life. I got my license today, now all I need is a car (see Buy Stuff page for further details on fulfilling my dream). We also got a jeep today, but I don�t think my parents r gonna let me drive it for awhile. School hasn�t been killin me either. Its been livable since I found out this last English proj. isn�t gonna be as dumb as most of �em. Work hours are getting sparse(kan I use that word here?) since they hired a ton of new people. No ritter babes unfortunately but working with joes been cool. Once he can quit worrying about all that crap they throw at the new people, then it�ll be sweet. We�ll be like the Deedles (anyone watch that sweet movie?). yeah, I�m sure he�s gonna get me fired, but I don�t really care. Ive finally learned to accept the halfdecent girls in my B lunch. They aren�t as �good� or �plentiful� as they are in the A lunch, but I�ll survive. Tonite im gonna listen to the rest of the green =w= cd and work on my site, so hands off the merchandise This was a pretty sweet Friday thanks to respect week. In computer app I watched the rest of remember the titans (it taught me to respect football players) and lets just say I got to sit next to a bit of �A lunch� if you know what I mean. After that we went and had our little Clue-athon. I�m really beginning to doubt that my English teacher has a degree in teaching. I had one too many cups of cream soda, and that made world history seem extremely long. After that we went to an assembly (dang I love these things) and i actually liked it not only because I get a few min. outta class, but also cause it was kinda cool. Glymer sounded like a girly band, but they sounded first-class (I got this as a synonym for �good� using Word). I left school feeling like the worst was yet to come�work. But it was pretty fun actually. I think the secret is caffine. Its some sweet stuff that I�ll be filling up on every time before I have to close. This week is respect week so: respect me foo!!!! We did get to watch teenage mutant ninja turtles, so it wasn�t a complete waste. The best part about today was when we had to go to the first lunch cause my English teacher likes to get her teeth pulled just to torture us. So I went to that first lunch expecting it to pretty much suck. But when I got there I felt like I had just entered another school where the babes flow like�water (I spent five minutes thinking of a good metaphor and water was all came up with). It was one of the best places I�ve been since florida, and even those girls didn�t quite compare. Ever second I looked up I was like, �dang, this is the sweetest lunch ever� or �I�m skipping the first half of English everyday to get in this place� or �Wowy, wowy, wow, wow.� Point is: I love that lunch and I suggest everyone at my school switch lunches immediately. Even the food tastes better cause it�s 30minutes fresher. Well I didn�t quit working cause joe finally got a job there. He�ll finally see how right I am about the ritter �babe� population diminishing. And I finally saved up enough money for the green weezer cd. Pretty sweet, but not quite as good as their pinkerton cd. I still love it and I�ll listen to it whenever I�m mowin. I�ve been working a lot more this week. And I�m scheduled to work a little less next week. That could mean some money for a car soon and I�ll be getting my license very soon. That�ll be cool. Now joe has to get a job at ritter�s if he wants me to stay. This week at school was actually bearable, but this week our band has to go to competition, so band is gonna be even worse to live through. After our mid may concert we get to practice for the parade, which will be tiring, but at least a change. I haven�t had too much time to update my site lately due to the fact that I worked 12 hours, not a ton, but enough to make me think before wasting all my time online. And I even had homework this week. ARGGGG!!!! I really want to get a car, a new weezer cd, a gameboy (that one I don�t really care about) and a new stero (grant took his to collage). So I feel so poor and helpless. I feel like this is the only way I can let out my private emotions. I�m so glad only I know about this page. (girly sigh) haha I�ve been back from florida for a day now, and I�m already sick of being back. I wanna go back to the land of good and plenty (although the girls weren�t plenty, they sure were good). I�m gonna think slightly into the future with my job at ritter�s. I want to quit, but I�m not sure if I want to get a job somewhere else. So far, school�s not killing me, but there really isn�t much to look for in the classes. Maybe that�ll change in the near future. Where are the rights for midgets? No respect. It makes me sick, but what am I gonna do? Spit in someone�s face for calling all midgets oompa loompas? We aren�t all oompa loompas, just the dozen or so traitors that got the contracts for that horrible movie. You�re all sick!!!! You hear me? SICK!!!! |
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