the store
Finally I have completed the Eric Williams Greatest Hits video.  It is very nice and not too tacky, well....  It took me a day to put the videos together.  Now if you want to purchase this humiliating collection of my weirdest moments and a copy of the story Jimmy tell me to make you a copy for the super low price of $5.00!!!!!!!!
and yes i realize no one will buy this.

Eric's book of success with women -

         learn my secrets to winning the perfect women.
Sequel to the above book  "How to lose a Girl in 10 Minutes"
         i think the title speaks for itself
Funky Midget's CD-
      
not yet released or recorded yet, but when we start writing our own songs and get around to practicing, then it will be a great CD. i suggest any music enthusiast or anyone willing to buy this to check it out. you wont be disappointed, but if you are...............who cares, i'll have your money before that happens....i mean, i guarantee you'll be satasified.
                 ever get the hankerin' to buy me somethin?
             well look no further. a list of stuff that i would like:
Simpsons season 2 on DVD
Flash 5
Good charlete CD
Sum 41 older CD
Advance Wars
a crap load of gum
anything creepy (dummies, idols, lady wigs)
a vending machine (for people who want to spend $1000 on me)
anything with 'harry potter' in its title (i kid, i kid)
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