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| Q&A |
I�ve gotten many emails asking for the truth behind the girls� bathroom. Why do they enter in packs? What�s with the long lines? Do they have carpeted floors? Those are just some of the questions I was dying to find out, so today I put on my finest dress (ok, it�s really just the robe to my Harry Potter Halloween costume) and entered unknown territory. Alright, it was unknown territory. I�d accidentally walked into the women�s restroom a few times in my life. Kids, being illiterate hurts. Anyway, I couldn�t get past the internal security gate because it requires 7 different retinal scans. Very high tech. All the guys bathroom has is automatic flushing urinals. Well I waited for a group of girls, then I followed them in. I quickly made myself at home. I looked everywhere for the urinals, but I couldn�t find them, so I settled for one of those stalls. That�s when I knew I had stumbled onto something very big. It all made sense: don�t hit girls, ladies first, Life with Louie getting canceled. They had cable TV�s in every stall. It�s just not fair. The Men�s restrooms only get local channels. Got any plans for world domination in your future? I was gonna make lots of money to buy a Death Lasor, but no one any of that crap�I mean those valuable things from the store. Who do you plan on marrying? Well since 6th grade, I was kinda planning on marring Oprah. That sorta fell through in the past couple years though, so possibly tara reid if she�s single or maybe that Barbara walters chick. Wanna make a movie? I just finished co-producing a movie with C Pa. It�s about a killer spider that kills. a detective hunts him down over the years then becomes a boxer. It�s a beautiful story of love and killer spiders. My next work will be a documentary on the life of Jell-o. im very excited about it. Have you ever met Ozzy Osborn? No, but I have watched several episodes of Family Matters. How high can you count? I once counted to 200. after that i lost interest. i bet you've never counted any higher What do you like better then a hot girl? Two hot girls Real Questions What order should I view your site? I�d start out with the Quotes, Stories and What If�s. After you�ve check those out the top 10 lists, misc. page, the pez page (it won�t take long) and then maybe the florida journal on the pansy page (this one takes awhile). If you have a lot of time I suggest you check out the choose your own adventure, which is in the stories section, and try to get all the endings. After that, check out the rest of the �stuff� whenever I don�t have anything else updated. What�s your system for publishing your website ideas? Well first I get an idea, I write it down as soon as I get it �cause my memory is lame, then I write out the entire story or review or whatever, then I type it on Word, then I copy and paste it to the geocities program. It�s really tiring, but I don�t think anyone�s gonna be giving me any sympathy What's with the domain name? heyman35_2000? it was in 8th grade when james lacount(he was my hero, haha) was always saying hey man. then i picked a random number 34 and then the web publishing site added the year, 2000. when i started a new site(not sure why) i added one number to 34 |