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Tillie and I in North Carolina. |
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...and thus... |
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As you may or may not know, I am the illest Jesus, with the power of creation... |
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...I created... |
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...BUNNIES!!!!!! |
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When bunnies weren't enough, I created Hooters... |
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...but my people were angry because they could not partake in breakfasty goodness... |
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...so I had a brain storm and/or aneurysm... |
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...and I gave the gift of IHOP... |
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...because I am that cool... |
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...so cool, that I became the pimp of the town... |
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...so I took my bitches out on a date... |
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...but I just didn't think I was ready for that sort of relationship... |
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...when we got back from our date, they wanted to hop in the sack... |
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...my honies got bored with me, so they went out and found a new pimp... |
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...I tried to reclaim them, but they told me to piss off... |
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...I was furious. (!!!) |
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...but it turned out the new pimp was gay... |
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...so we all decided to talk through it... |
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...and I was able to continue on my reign as the illest Jesus ever. |
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Back that thang up. |
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Thanks so much you guys for being so kind to us while we were visiting (and for being good sports about this, lol). Brandon, you're a great guy, and also thank your friends for me, for also being so nice toward us. I can't wait to see you all again, hopefully soon. Lastly, I wish you the best of luck. :) |
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